Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so big, she roller skates on busses.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms so ugly, when she was born the doctor dropp kicked her on the ass !
yo moma got some cat fur skin roller blades wit a turtle shell helmet.
yo moms got funk wit the Vietnamease Mafia
yo mom got robotic legs with some chrome nikes
yo mom so skinny she got to jump around in the shower to get wet

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mom is so fat, the b itch makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms soo ugly , the crypt keeper was like "nigga quit playin around!"

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mom is so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms so old and dirty , squirrls live in her ass

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so fat, I tried to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! her doggy style but I was just ridin' piggy back

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms got NAS in her scooter, with some MO MO rims

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo momz thought the flea markett was a mall for insects

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a guppy!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got suppened to a jedi court hearing

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Daisy Dukes. She has to wear mini parachutes

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a drop top BMX wit a DC sport kick stand

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, the dumb bitch said "like the one on the roof"

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms soo fat it looks like she got a pack of hot dogs on the back of her neck

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so fat, her house is made out of spandex. FAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!