Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms invented Euro Trance with her casio key board back in 86

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so fat, Jenny Craig did a credit check on that nasty bitch!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms got some mu fkn mountain lion boots wit a free pair of horse hip sandles at ROSS

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so fat, she make Richard Simmons stress

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! her I didn't know if I was hitting the hole or a roll

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo momz got cat wiskers growing out of her sholder blades

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so ugly, when the terminator said "I'll be back" that homeboy left running.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms came to schoool on a drop topp Sea horse

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of "What the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!"

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a Suped up laid-law buss with tripple gold Datens, talkin bout " Nigga play on"

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

Damn homy , thats just morbid :hohsit

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

: nigga look at yo momas dinner trying to creep away---------> :sperm

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order.

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so ugly, she's a bouncer for Castle Greyskull.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo momz nick name is grim lock, her real name is Hank

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo momma has an ass soo big she has to shit in a dumpster

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo moms thought Space Balls was a true story