jokes

  1. Colombian Harry

    Women Jokes

    THIS SHOULD BRING AN END TO MEN BASHING! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even...
  2. HennyLuv159

    Lil' Johnny Jokes

    Subject: MORE OF LITTLE JOHNNY's JOKES Little Johnny A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you...
  3. musiclady2424

    Some funny jokes I read..I wanted to share.

    Rubber Check A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store. The next day he comes in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks...
  4. ChuckD

    Judge Lifts Jokes Gag Order on Jay Leno

    The judge in the Michael Jackson trial delivered the punch line Friday that Jay Leno has been wanting to hear: The comedian is allowed to crack jokes at Jackson's expense. Judge Rodney S. Melville made his ruling about Leno as he clarified a gag order preventing everyone involved in the case...
  5. Vinss-T

    some ancient riddles (no, they're not jokes)

    if no one gets them.. (and dont give it away if you already know) i'll give the answers on monday i guess 1. "The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end, And the end of every place." Hint: It's in front of you right now. (you will kick yourself when i tell...
  6. HennyLuv159

    Your Mama Jokes !!!

    I aint see these posted : Your momma so old she went into an antique shop and they kept her. Your momma got 4 fingers talkin bout slap me 5. Your momma so old she lived in the Trinity projects when they was just blueprints. Yuor momma so fat after hitting that I rolled over 5 times to...
  7. M

    Jokes 4 da grown folk!

    What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight. What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A tear-jerker. Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything. How many perverts does it...
  8. Y

    Moma Jokes Part 2

    Just kidding!!!! Thanx For Puttin up with us Krystal ....sorry we took up so much space!! I got enough material now to be king of my hood foe a wile..(lol) Thanx again!!! LOng Live FreesTYle!!!
  9. Unique_Freestyle

    Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

    When I was in grade school people use to always cap on each other's mama's and they use to crack me up? Do you guys remember any funny ass ones?
  10. Melly22

    snowstorm jokes for blondes

    Norman and his wife live up north. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her...
  11. Baby1010

    More Blonde jokes lol

    Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? Because she got an "F" in sex. Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
  12. S

    Celeberty Jokes

    How will Micheal Jackson arrive in Court for his trial? In "Hands in Hand"... What is Roy of Sigfried and Roy new name? Eye of the Tiger... What did one "nut" say to the other? Don't talk to the one in the middle he's a "dick".... How many hit singles Jessica Simpson has? "I have a...
  13. myonlysweetie

    More Blonde Jokes

    AUTO REPAIR A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" EXPOSURE A...
  14. Kenny Guido

    Guido's Jokes!!

    A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders...
  15. S

    I got two jokes for you

    What did Ben Affleck get after a nightout with Jen? Silentmorning.... What did Madonna say to Britney before the kiss? Your my Dreamgirl... :p
  16. Vinss-T

    jokes from some asian magazine

    i was snooping around my dad's den when i came across a huge magazine from a doctor's converence. in it were some weird jokes that were probably translated from vietnamese to english... Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what...
  17. DreamGirl

    Blond Jokes

    AUTO REPAIR A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKET A...
  18. 1sxychica

    Li'l Billy Jokes

    LITTLE BILLY ON ..... PHILOSOPHY A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gun shot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4...
  19. F

    Section To Post Jokes

    Holitas JackG: I was wondering; since many of us like to post jokes, I thought like the poetr/lyrics section, there should be a JOKES section. whataya think? Thanks Vet
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