Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a plastic Dookie Braid wit some Phome Dred locks

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a pet crab named Chris

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk and shits charcoal

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms soo stupid she be slangin Crack On ebay

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo momma like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo momma so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a Metal Thigh with magnets on it

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo momz got X-ray vision , and still got aressted for sneaking in the mens room

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo momz got some glass hips with a wind sheild wiper belt

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms soo stanky, she be starting Prison Riots from home.

 

[Krystal]

Hmm I can see some people were busy today! :lol

 

[HEARTHROBDJ95]

yo mamma's like a vacuum cleaner she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet 😉

 

[Baby1010]

LOL yo mama so stupid she died cuz she tried calling 911 but couldnt find the "11" button on the phone

 

[Baby1010]

yo mama is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped everyone in the room!!!

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so big her belly button's got an echo.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so stupid instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so stupid she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?"

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms armpits so stanky, she made right guard turn left
yo moms under arms so nasty, she made Sure daized and confused
yo moms shit made Old spice ,young and sweet again.
yo moms arms so stanky , she made the hindus in the liqor store throw up.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.