Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms so old she used to babysit Moses and walk jesus to school
yo moms so old she farts dust
yo moms owes fred flinstone 6 dollas
yo moms breast feed powderd milk

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs

lmfao At yo gang related ass moms

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mom tried to purchase a CF Dildo with a matching thong!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms so old she got pulled over on a stegasorus for speeding

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got west side rida tated on her wrist , knowin damn well she aint neva left the mid west!

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Your mother's feet smell like MILK

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

 

[jazzy4u]

Lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooo

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said "Moo!"

 

[Baby1010]

damn this thread is long as hell!!!!

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

 

[myonlysweetie]

damn this thread is long as hell!!!!

Fo sho 😉 But its funny!! :losmile

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Lmao

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms so skinny she she got a whare her bra backwards so it fits