Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[Baby1010]

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!

:lol

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms so fat when she stand on the corner, cops be like "aiight folks break it up"

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama is like a brick -- she is always getting laid.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo momz got no ears talkin bout nigga speak up!

 

[myonlysweetie]

Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?

A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms know NY so well she shoot webs out of her wrist to get around quicker

 

[myonlysweetie]

Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moma cook so bad the flys be chippin in on a screed door

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo momz name is Danny

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a wig with a chinstrap talkin bout hows my shit look?

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama name Megatron

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater.

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

your mom is so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!in stupid, she starved at a cookout!

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mama so fat that she needs a sock for each toe

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

you mom tried to rob a bank with a plastic fork and chinese shoes

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo Mama's such a bitch, PMS cheers her up.