Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo' Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Nigga , yo momz one eye And One Leg, they call her I-leane.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo mom got some cat fur draws , wit a matching benee

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo Mama is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Nigga Yo moms got beef with Steavie B

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama owes Jack G 14 G's

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mamas so fat when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up :lol

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo' mama is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo mama has the new limited edition pro wing pumps

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo Mama is so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

 

[Baby1010]

Yo Mama is so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

:lol!!!!! yo mama is so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a mexican phone company

 

[Baby1010]

yo mama is so dark she went to night school and was marked absent LOL

 

[Baby1010]

yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers :barf

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so poor that when your house caught on fire, she got up on the roof and sang, ''Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we have heat!''

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Your mom has mohawk on her left tit