Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so dumb she thought Master P was a special restroom.

 

[megotamagicstick]

yo momma so stupid, she tried to choke herself witha cordless phone and yo grand,mamma so stupid she tried to save her

 

[myonlysweetie]

:lol LMAO

Yo mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a get away rope. :barf

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo mama gots a red leather vest with a mini chip in it

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Nigga Yo Momz Got a Crush On ChuBacca.

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

your mama nickname is Tron

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on a scale!

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

your mom's ribbed are elastic

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she's ready to blow :whistle

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

you mama has one eye talking about lets go see a double feature at the movies

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mom gots a super charged Lawner mower with chrome 10" spinners

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo mOms Hot A Turtle Skin Thong With Some Matching Gloves

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Tell your mom Sergent Slaughters wants his draws back

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo mom be bangin kneepads and a rusty helmet talking bout "Ride or Die"

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo mom ambushed a Greyhound

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo broke pops just got layed off at Bill's Burger Joint

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.