Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

myonlysweetie · Apr 28, 2004

Yo' Mama is so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fightin over milk duds !

Unique_Freestyle · Apr 28, 2004

yo mom got kicked out from the ROCK STEADY CREW

myonlysweetie · Apr 28, 2004

Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!

Baby1010 · Apr 28, 2004

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said " STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

myonlysweetie · Apr 28, 2004

Yo Mama is like a drug; everyone does her, but no one admits it.

Unique_Freestyle · Apr 28, 2004

yo mama has a triple chicken bra with plastic protectors

myonlysweetie · Apr 28, 2004

Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.

myonlysweetie · Apr 28, 2004

Yo' mama so ugly, when two men broke into her house and she yelled, ''RRRRAAAAAPPPEEEE'' and they yelled ''NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO!'' :lol

YOUNG MEGATRON · Apr 28, 2004

Unique_Freestyle said:
Yo mama name Megatron

Nigga yo moms give so many niggaz brain, she got her kneecaps dipped in Chrome.

YOUNG MEGATRON · Apr 28, 2004

nigga yo momz so stpid , she put rubbers on her ears so she wouldnt get hearing AIDS

myonlysweetie · Apr 28, 2004

Yo' mama so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner!

Unique_Freestyle · Apr 28, 2004

Yo mom got so stupid the b itch got arrested for doing donuts with her scooter

myonlysweetie · Apr 28, 2004

Yo' mama so flat, she tattooed "Front" on her chest!

YOUNG MEGATRON · Apr 28, 2004

nigga yo momz got Gold plated Knee caps wit a chrome chin and matching elbows!

Baby1010 · Apr 28, 2004

myonlysweetie said:
Yo Mama is like a drug; everyone does her, but no one admits it.

LOL!!!!!:yeey

Yo mamas so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller

myonlysweetie · Apr 28, 2004

Yo' mama so fat, when her shadow fell on the bed, it broke!

YOUNG MEGATRON · Apr 28, 2004

nigga yo moms got "pookie" on her left sholder blade.

Baby1010 · Apr 28, 2004

Yo mamas so nasty I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus

myonlysweetie · Apr 28, 2004

Yo mama is so fat, she wore leather pants to a party and when she bent over to pick up a penny, people sat on her booty thinking it was a couch. :lol

Unique_Freestyle · Apr 28, 2004

you mom has a leather turtle neck with thug life embedded on it