Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms thought ET was a true story

 

[myonlysweetie]

Your teeth are so busted that you can kiss your mother and comb her mustache at the same time.

 

[myonlysweetie]

You so ugly, your mama tried to sell you at a yard sale!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo momz got no neck and on eye talkin bout , how come we never go out?

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

your mom so ugly , Dr. Phil needed some advice himself

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can't get a date off a calendar.

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

your mom selling tamale's talkin about she's getting her Charlie Hustle on

 

[myonlysweetie]

You Mama is so ugly, that when I took her to the zoo, the guy at the front door said, ''Thanks for bringing her back.''

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo Mama so ugly, Rice Krispies don't talk to her no more.

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo mom has funk with Buck Rogers

 

[Baby1010]

YO mama's head is so small she uses a tea bag as a pillow!!!!!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

yo momz house so dirty the rats and roches teamed up for an escape plan,

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

your mama so fat, she has more crack then East Oakland!

 

[Baby1010]

:lol

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thinks Limp Bizkit is a medical condition.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo Mama is so dumb, she tried to studiy for her breathalizer test.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

your mama so fat, she has more crack then East Oakland!

Yo momz got Mission District tated on her back in old Englesh