Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

myonlysweetie · May 5, 2004

Yo mama's so fat, you smell like bacon at 90 degrees.

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

yo mom so skinny , she got sprayed wit a Mac 11 point blank , and didnt get hit once!

myonlysweetie · May 5, 2004

Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

yo moms got a mint condition RAMBO knife on sale at EBAY

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

yo moms still tryin to team up wit "Shreader" to kill those Pesky NINJA TURTLES

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

Fuk it! yo moms Got beef wit Master Splinter

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

Tale yo stanky ass , Potent ass Draws havin Moma , that Buck rogers called and wants his galactic ship back.

myonlysweetie · May 5, 2004

Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.

myonlysweetie · May 5, 2004

Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.

myonlysweetie · May 5, 2004

Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

myonlysweetie · May 5, 2004

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more.

Melly22 · May 5, 2004

myonlysweetie said:
Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.

LMAO :lol

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

myonlysweetie said:
Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more.

HOLY SHIT!!! IM TAKING THAT ONE BACK TO THE HOOD WITH ME!!!LMFAO
GOOD ONE FUKKER!!

myonlysweetie · May 5, 2004

LOL... glad u like it!!! :losmile

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

Yo mom cant , Eat, Get Wet, or be exposed to light after Mid night

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

Yo Moms got A Bannana Split Sofa , A Fudge sunday Love Seat , Wit A Biscut And Gravy T.V. Stand , talkin bout "why Am I always Hungry"

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

Yo moms Like to have rough sex wit Twizzler whips and a Snickers Bar Held to her throat

myonlysweetie · May 5, 2004

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

Yo moms started a Gang Riot at a Jocelyn Enreques Concert

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

yo moms looked in the mirror and got slapped by the reflection