Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

myonlysweetie · May 5, 2004

Yo mama's so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

myonlysweetie · May 5, 2004

Yo mama's got no legs and always talking about how she used to kick it.

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

Yo moms so Stupid she got "Leap Frog Learning Center" and thought it was Lap Top

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

myonlysweetie said:
Yo mama's so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

ROL!!!

myonlysweetie · May 5, 2004

Yo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

Fool , yo Moms so fat she shatters her artificial glass legs evry time she stands up

myonlysweetie · May 5, 2004

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool.

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

Yo moms got a special edition Hard to find cookie monster booty plug wit a built in night light on her stanky ass

myonlysweetie · May 5, 2004

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

yo moms so fat she got Home Made bed made out of old rusty Trampeline Parts

myonlysweetie · May 5, 2004

Yo mama's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.

myonlysweetie · May 5, 2004

Yo mama's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave.

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

Yo moms so stupid she wares foil antanas on her head and trys to communicate with the roches, "Please ....stay out of my Pudding....Thank you"

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

4 Dolla Wave?!?! Girl yo moms Got a Blonde Streak Clip On Weave at The Korean store for a Buck Fitty

freestylejuarez · May 5, 2004

Yo mama is so ugly fredy cougar had nightmares! lol, lol

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

Fuk it ! Yo mom makes Home made weaves for the neighbor hood kids to play with.

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

Yo moms So Fat She had to insatall her custom made slippin n slide in the back alley, and got jumped by the dope dealers

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

Yo moms KFC Bill has been sent to the collections dept, due to a outstanding unpaid ballence of 13,450.00

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

as a matter of fact , I walked in to KFC yester day and saw a Wanted Picture of yo momz in the window

YOUNG MEGATRON · May 5, 2004

yo moms fat ass use a cool whip can for her Azma inhailer