Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo moms the lead Gutarist for Matalica.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms a prfessional tree cutter :typing

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga on da realz , yo moms be mowin lawns on Sundays

 

[Melly22]

Nigga yo moms got her hair cut just like Coro.

oh shit you is dead wrong for the one lol :lol

 

[jazzy4u]

Nigga yo moms got her hair cut just like Coro.

LLLLMMMMAAAAOOOO, dauyyymmmm, Im in tears.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Nigga, yo momz got a Buscut Bed with some gravy pillows and sheets

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so old, her birthday expired.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms so fat she got her own VIP room in 31 Flavors

 

[Baby1010]

DAYUUUUUMMM u guys are still at it...? :lol :lol

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms so fat she use a queen size bed spread for her chin strap

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms wipe her fat ass with para sails

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms got doulble XL Dark wing Duck Helmet for her Roller Derbie tourniments

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo Nasty moma got some lobsters in her draws

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

LMAO

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms so fat she have to borrow "bobs big boys" Wig to go clubbing