Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[Unique_Freestyle]

:fkinaman This is you mama at a stevie b's concert

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

You mama has a restraining order on Johhny O :johnnyo

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

:typing tell yo mama to stop trying to get at me through Yahoo Messenger, her screenname is BIFF

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Nigga yo momz Screen Name is BADBOYBILL

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Nigga yo moms got a darth Vador Chip in the middle of her chest

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms got a NFL Mint Collectors eddition George Lamond Jersey :georgelam

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

:tka <------------Look at yo momz Prison Photos, talkin bout Smile Now, Cry Later

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms so ugly , its a automatic Paroll Violation

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a mu fkn Dildo made by EA Sports

 

[puckutwo]

ur mom is soooo fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
ur mom so fat she had to get an ezpass on her belt to walk home
ur mom so poor i went over her house and stepped on a lite ciggarett on the floor and she yelled DAM WHO TURNED OFF MY HEAT
ur mom so dumb some one said its was chilly out ... so she went outside with a bowl
ur mom so dum she tripped over the cordless phone
ur mom soooo fat people push her back in the water at the beach ( FREE WILLY):losmile

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo mom got a scratch and sniff Sweater that smell like old salami

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms got some sheet rock legs with plaster nikes

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a whole wheate wig, wit some bamboo braids

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a genuwine leather Eye Pach with glitter sprinkles on it

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got no nose talkin bout, "mmm mmmm whats cookin"

 

[Krystal]

18 pages in 2 days? Come on people! You can't be that freakin bored! Sheesh!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got no eyes talkin bout " look at me when im talkin to you"

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got no ears talkin bout "say that shit one more time and its on"

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms so skinny she jumped in the air and never came back down

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms like a dope feind , One minute shes lickin her lips , the next minute shes on her knees with a peace in her mouth