Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a pet horse fly named don

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a warrent for flashing her dick to kids

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got 3 warrents for being ass ugly in public

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo0 mom related to "THE LITTLES"

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

:sleep <-------DAYUM , look at yo hood rat moma getting Tag teamed!! She take that shit like a straght "G"

 

[Melly22]

yo moms got a warrent for flashing her dick to kids

:shush i definitly gotta declare you king :king for that one lmao :lol

 

[myonlysweetie]

Way to go GIRL, Damn, You Hella funny!!

Thanks.. :king Your mad funny too!! :lol

 

[Baby1010]

yo mama is so skinny she dodges rain drops!!!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo momas so skinny she got knocked out by a rain drop

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so bald she curls her hair with rice.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

your mama is a jenny craig dropout

 

[Baby1010]

Yo momma and daddy were so poor they got married just for the rice :lol

 

[Baby1010]

Your mama is so fat, she farted one day and it came out the next week

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mama is so old that her social number is 000-00-0001

 

[JOEDOCPA]

your mamma is so old she has gods cell phone number
your mamma is so old she cooked the last supper and did the dishes .

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo mama is so damn nasty, she changes her draws at Speedy Oils

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Nigga, Yo momz so stupid , she got a tan "SURFING" the net.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

I saw a chinease Dragon that had your momz picture tated on his chest

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga Yo mOms Got One arm, She be swimmin in Circles.