Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[HEARTHROBDJ95]

yo mamma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money

 

[HEARTHROBDJ95]

yo mamma's so fat she has more rolls than a bowling ball

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms started a riot at a Cynthia concert

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo momz got HEARTTHROB tated on her knuckles

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a boat made out of 2 liters and slinkys

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a hony dipped wig wit a glazed perm

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a cookies and milk fettish, fat ass beeotch

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms addicted to donuts and over dosed on oat meal cookies

 

[HEARTHROBDJ95]

yo mamma's so fat she tried bungge jumping and went straght to hell

 

[HEARTHROBDJ95]

yo mamma's so fat jenny craig took one look at her and just said "I dont know what to tell ya"

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms The leader of the Latin Kings :king

 

[HEARTHROBDJ95]

yo mamma's so fat on a scale of 1-10 she's a 482

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms a moms a G.D. FOLK

 

[HEARTHROBDJ95]

yo mamma's so fat her blood type is Ragu

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms got "Bitch move out the way" bumper sticker on her scooter helmet

 

[HEARTHROBDJ95]

yo mamma's so fat her nickname is - oh my god

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama gots a bad case of "sweaty nut sack breath"

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama has wig made out of broomstick

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama name C BO

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

:dancepuff <--- This is your mom on crack!