Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo Momma So Fat She Went Outside In A Red Dress And The Neighborhood Hollered Hey Kool-aid!!!

LMAO

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got no arms and no legs , they call her bob

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got funk with Mory Porvich

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy."

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

:sleep

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Look at yo nasty ass momz flirting wit fools-----> :nahnah

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms farted a gravy stain on her draws

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

to moms went and saw star wars and was deeply touched

 

[myonlysweetie]

:sleep

You sleepin on my snaps???!!!! Eh!?! :silly


Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.