Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[Baby1010]

Yo mama hair so short she uses rice for hair rollers

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Lmao........ yo moms so small she got her clothes, car, jeep, house, and accesorries, in the toy Department at WalMart

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Fuk dat yo moms just filed Sexuall Harrasment On a KEN doll

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so fat n black she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was
an oil spill!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

ROLMAO

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so fat she can't wear Dazzey Dukes she has to wear Boss Hoggs

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms so fat , 6 FLAGS had to build her house

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms went for a swim in the sea and caused 7 Floods

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so fat she stood in front of the HOLLYWOOD sign and it just said H D!

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

:losmile

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so ugly they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms so fat , she got a cell phone made by NASA

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mama so stupid...she got stranded on an escalator during a power failure

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got no eyes talkin bout "I cought yo ass red handed"

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mama so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down LOL

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a wooden leg with a copper kick stand

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mama so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mama so stupid she farted in the bathtub and drowned trying to smell it!