Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo momz got 2 warrents for being ugly in public

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo' mama is so fat, when she joined the army and the soldier said head for the trenches, they all jumped in her butt crack!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo momz got Megatron tated on her left titty

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama so stupid, when you were born she saw the umbilical cord and said, “Hey it comes with cable!”

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo mama has a tatoo of a battleship on her hairy a ss CHEST

 

[myonlysweetie]

yo momz got Megatron tated on her left titty

OMG .. :losmile

 

[Baby1010]

MYONLY SWEETIE- u got me cracking up girl!!!! :lol

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

I shouldn't even talk about your mom bro, I respect that man!!!!!!!!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo mom got jelouse that R2-D2 and C3-PO be chillin all the time.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo' mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application and it said ‘sex,’ she wrote “not lately.”

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo mom is the leader of the Hell's angels

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo momz checked all the damn time

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

your mom is the stunt man for Chewbacca

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo momz jelouse of the hells angels reputation

 

[myonlysweetie]

MYONLY SWEETIE- u got me cracking up girl!!!! :lol

Baby1010 - all these jokes have me buggin out!!! :losmile

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

your mom so stupid she drowned in the fish tank

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo' mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test!

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo mom owns a pink blouse with orange ruffles and the bit ch talks about LETS GO CLUBBIN