Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms a Construction worker named Joey :director

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around on dune buggies.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama has one arm and swims in circles.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's head is so big, she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo Moms a Pro Bungee Jumper

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo moms got in to gang war with her pet turtles

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms so ugly her reflection is on the run

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got 2 of her ribs removed so she can give her self MAMONE

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms is jelouse of Gumbys flexability

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms came all the way to california just for the damn cheese

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

when yo moms get mad she turns green and starts smashin shit

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms so fat , she got in a high speed chase with the Ice Cream Man

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms wached Spider man and has been trying to find a radio active spider ever since

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms the Pink Power Ranger :jumpr

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound. :director

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.