™FR3ESTYLEKING'S OFFICIAL JOKEBOOK

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all you can drink

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a half.

Finally the bartender, bursting with curiousity, says, "I know it's none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole "drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one" routine?"

"Well," slurred the man, "There's a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it's time for me to go home."
 
^*^ How Lucky ^*^

The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy
territory. To entertain them the Major called for this HOT number from the nearby town.

She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went
mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.

For her second number she stripped and danced in sheer bra and G string.

This time the applause went for 10 minutes. The next number she danced topless, and this time the applause went on and on. The Major had to come on stage and ask them to quiet them down for the grand finale.

For her last number, she was to strip completely and dance naked. The
Major expected the soldiers to make enough noise to bring the roof down.


Ten minutes later, there is no clapping and the dancer comes backstage.
The Major asks her, "What happened? How come there was no clapping this time?"

She replied, "Major, how do you expect those poor boys to clap with one hand?!!?"
 
Fish Sticks? Is that what it's called now??

One day Little Johnny walked in on his parents doing it and asked what they were doing.

His parents' reply was that they were making fish sticks. So Little
Johnny left it at that.

A few nights later Little Johnny walks in on them again, and this time he asks, "Are you making fish sticks again?"

The parents both reply "yes"

Little Johnny remarks, "Well, mom, you have a little tartar sauce on
your mouth."

:lol
 
i dunno... the kind that comes out that gets your monitor all wet?

LOL nasty! 😱
 
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