™FR3ESTYLEKING'S OFFICIAL JOKEBOOK

[DreamGirl]

😱 Girl you did not just go there! Leave the sink out of it! You need to stop beating up people! LMAO!

And wait a minute, I do crazy things when I'm drunk? Ummm, hello, what about when I'm sober? I don't need alcohol to be crazy! Do I need to remind you of Saturday night and a few other incidents? LOL

~Meg~

 

[crazygirl]

LOL

SHOULD I TELL ABOUT THE RIDE HOME AFTER BLIS WHEN U MET THE DREAMGIRL HER SELF
THAT WAS JUST FUNNY ASS HELL

 

[Krystal]

OH SIT!!!!!!!! Ladies Ladies!! Calm down! Have a drink! :nutz

18) Consumption of alcohol may make you drop your camera in the ladies room and lose the batteries. Then try taking pictures and cuss the camera out cuz it won't work! (Club Blis May 2002) ROFLMAO!!!

 

[DreamGirl]

Ummm, Maci, that story was put up the following day!

19) Consumption of alcohol will have bouncers calling you drunk Irish chick everytime they see you, even though they know you're real name.

~Meg~

 

[crazygirl]

LOL@ KRYS
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT HAPPENED LMAO

 

[crazygirl]

19) Consumption of alcohol will have bouncers calling you drunk Irish chick everytime they see you, even though they know you're real name.

~Meg~

I WAS JUST ABOUT 2 WRITE THAT
LOL

 

[DreamGirl]

LMAO! Me either Krys! I know you said it wasn't working, but I didn't realize you had dropped it like that! LOL

~Meg~

 

[Krystal]

LMAO Meg!

And yeah Maci! Ask Ty and Angie! ROFLMAO!!!!!!! This was after the perfomances were done and I had gone back upstairs. When I was coming back down I saw Angie and she introduced me to Ty. Well needless to say the damn camera wouldn't work and I was sitting there trying to figure out why and then was like forget it! The next day when I got home and was unpacking...I found out why! :stoned

 

[DreamGirl]

I WAS JUST ABOUT 2 WRITE THAT
LOL

LOL...I kind of figured that! Ok, so for as long as you have known me, there have only been 3 really drunk nights. That's not too bad...its not as though its every weekend....give me some credit.

~Meg~

 

[La Mas Grande]

LMAO
THESE ARE THE REASONS I USUALLY DONT DRINK.

LOL

 

[crazygirl]

LOL
OH DAMN

 

[Krystal]

LMAO LMG!!!!!!!!

Some of the stories I could tell! :angel

 

[DreamGirl]

Hey Maci...we forgot one:

20) Consumption of alcohol will make you unable to unlock your house door,so your friends will take the keys, open the door, push you in, lock the door for you and close it.

LOL

~Meg~

 

[FR3ESTYLEKING]

:blah I Don't remember when it was but yes it happened!

 

[crazygirl]

OH MY LORD
THAT WAS FUNNY
U WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
F**KED UP I HAD NEVER SEEN U THAT BAD

 

[Krystal]

LMFAO MEG!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DreamGirl]

LMAO! That was a baaaaaaaaaad night! First the sink, then the "incident" at the diner, and then that! LMAO! OhLord!

~Meg~

 

[FR3ESTYLEKING]

12" Inch.....

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it.

“Hey, what's that?”

“A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.”

“Can I try?” The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room.

“Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!”

“Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?”

 

[Krystal]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karma is a biatch! LMAO Be satisfied with what the lord blesses you with! 😛

 

[1sxychica]

lol so typical of u Ryan lol.. did u make that joke up? or is that one of ur pick-up lines? LMFAO