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Lil' Johnny MEETS Santa Clause

The department store Santa has Little Johnny on his lap and says to him, "I bet I know what you want for Christmas, Little Johnny. You want some t-o-y-s,” he says, touching Johnny's nose with his finger as he spells out the word toys.

"No, I've got plenty of toys." replies Little Johnny.

“Then I bet you want some g-a-m-e-s!" replied Santa, spelling out the
word and touching Little Johnny’s nose on each letter.

"No, I've got all the games I want." came Little Johnny's reply.

"Well Little Johnny, you don't want any toys or games for Christmas,
what do you want?" asked Santa.

"I want some p-u-s-s-y," Little Johnny replied, touching Santa's nose
with each letter, "And don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"

LMFAAAAAAAAAAAO :p
 

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A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl says in a sexy voice, "Oh Santa, please stay."

Santa replies:
"HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go,
Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."

The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, please stay."

Santa replies:
"HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go,
Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."

Santa begins to sweat.

The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay."

Santa replies:
"HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go,
Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."

Santa wipes his brow.

She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay....."

Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow says:

"HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay, Gotta stay,
Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way !!!"
 
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