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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! Gotta love Lil Johnny! :stoned

But for real...if that was my kid...I'd die! :silly
 
I'm Backkkkkkkkk

An Act of Charity...

One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had contributed a $1,000 bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation, and said he'd like to personally thank the person who had placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly, saintly widow shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."
 
10 Things In Golf That.....

Sound
Dirtyyyyy...

1.) Look at the size of his putter.

2.) Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.

3.) You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.

4.) After 18 holes I can barely walk.

5.) My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

6.) Lift your head and spread your legs.

7.) You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

8.) Just turn your back and drop it.

9.) Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.

10.) Damn, I missed the hole again.
 
Is it really Like this? LOL

Dating vs. Marriage


When you are dating.....
Farting is never an issue.

When you are married.....
You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
_____________________
When you are dating.....
He takes you out to have a good time.

When you are married.....
He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"
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When you are dating.....
He holds your hand in public.

When you are married.....
He flicks your ear in public.
_____________________
When you are dating.....
A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.

When you are married.....
A King size bed feels like an army cot.
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When you are dating.....
You are turned on at the sight of him naked.

When you are married.....
You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"
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When you are dating.....
You enjoyed foreplay.

When you are married.....
You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"
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When you are dating.....
He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason.

When you are married.....
He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
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When you are dating.....
You picture the two of you together, growing old together.

When you are married.....
You wonder who will die first.
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When you are dating.....
Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy."

When you are married.....
When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
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When you are dating.....
He knows what the "hamper" is.

When you are married.....
The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
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When you are dating.....
He understands if you "Aren't in the mood."

When you are married.....
He says "It's your job."
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When you are dating.....
He understands that you have "male" friends.

When you are married.....
He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
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When you are dating.....
He likes to "discuss" things.

When you are married.....
He develops a "blank" stare.
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When you are dating.....
He calls you by name.

When you are married.....
He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She."
 
eh king me and chica are the only ones allowed to tell u to shhhhhhhhhhhhhh u cant reverse the established roles 😛
 
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