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this is Hilarious....make sure your sound is on!!! http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.html

TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were...

special thanks goes to MARIA for this one!! http://www.canal96.net/juegos/index.php?juego=jacksonbaby&ancho=600&alto=400

OKAY, HERE I GO AGAIN..BORED AT WORK..SO I'M WRITING AGAIN. It's funny how people say there's a good reason why bad things happen to you. Now I realize it's true, cuz since my heart was broken I've been writing poetry and spilling my gut on paper and I'm happy to say those who've read it...

I was in a deep discussion the other night, then ones you have after a couple.... About what each of us dj's do as sort of a ritual before we make a tape. Like I have got to plan mine out. I like programming. If feel even you F up in a mix (not that I do of course) but if your selection is...

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One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father...

This might be a old one but it's pretty funny: A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. The doctor asked him how he was feeling. The 90-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The...

The Fast and the Furious is full of shit. It makes your average gino look like a super-hero, which is straight bullshit. They should make a more realistic Fast and Furious part 2. Let me set up the scenario: It's Friday night in a Tim Horton's parking lot with 18 ginos crowded around 2 civics...

I Got This In My E-Mail... You Might Think Its Stupid But Whatevers... ______________________________________________ The Four Nuns It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local Catholic Church to ask for the weekend off. They argued back and forth for a few minutes. Finally...

I THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY SO I HAD TO SHARE THEM WITH YA'LL YOU :). Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and...

A little boy comes down to breakfast... Since they live on a farm his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a...