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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=142117 I think everyone schould try this its pretty fun sand i seemed to lie it very much just click on that link ihave u and then click watch this movie tell me what u guys think its kewl and pretty dman funny ;)

On Saturdays of Course I work and most of you know I work for Time Warner Cable. This Saturday that passed I happen to help a gentleman by name of Mr.Sietz and as soon as he left my window, I looked at the name and I said to myself hmm. :confused what a coincindence SietzCoronas :lol lives in...

Hey... copy and past this web address and place it on your browser and watch this commercial.. I almost hit the floor after seeing it. :lol http://www.youngandrubicam.com/m/amnesia-hi.asf With speakers it's funnier. If you don't have speakers... this is what he says. clip #1.... (3 men...

I have to laugh at it. LOL :dancepuff OOPS it wont woek. LOL Let me see if I can shrink it.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase...

OMG Mad Hilarious... http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.html After clicking on this link...wait till it loads.

ok i was out tonite going down my old way and while i was in the car i seen 2 bars one bar was called the he's not here bar and the other bar i seen on my way home was called hes not here neither so im thinkin if a wife calls the place she would call the hes not here bar she would say i did not...

After I got up this morning I was still sleepy and in a semi-conscience state. I went to the kitchen and set myself up some breakfast. When I sat down to eat my cereal -- remember I was still sleepy and semi-conscience -- I put the spoon in the cereal, took a little bit of cereal and what I...

You try to always be positive and be there for your friends family etc even when you yourself hurt inside when you have a million and one things going on in your little head and in your heart and still try to help them, when you smile even when inside it hurts, when you allow yourself to be...

Did anyone see Arnold Schwarzenegger (however the !@#$ you spell his name) get knocked with an egg yesterday? That shit had be rollin'! Apparently, he was doing some appearance in California and someone from deep inside the crowd threw an egg at him and he got egg yolk all over is face and...

A little boy walks into his parents room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen, she dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his Mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing? " The mother...

Three men were walking aimlessly in the desert. They came upon a castle. Dying of thirst, they decided to go into the castle. Inside they found no men, just dozens of beautiful women. The three men decided to stay (obviously, what man wouldn't). For a week they enjoyed themselves having sex...

I thought these were funny..............:D

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going home on the train from work yesterday, a young woman waiting for the train kept looking at me, but since I am in my own little freestyle world, listening to music I don't pay attention at first until you feel like they are staring too much, so I look up and she turns away, so we get on...

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British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a brain out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a brain out of one person, put it in another and have him preparing for war in...

kissing is a habit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ing is a game boys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain he says he loves and you beleive it's true, but when your stomache starts to swell he says to hell with you 3 minutes of pleasure 9 months of pain 2 days at the hospitol a baby with no name...

SOCIAL SECURITY SEX: Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX: A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big...

Iraqi bravery The Iraqis were offended by the vicious jokes told about them during the Gulf War. In defense, they were quick to remind friends about their soldiers' great bravery during the fierce fighting. The Iraqis claim to have bare handedly thrown sticks of dynamite into the hordes of...