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Rubber Check A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store. The next day he comes in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks...

Anybody ever view these videos: :lol I viewed "bad day at work". :lol www.stupidvideos.com

for some ghastly reason I have this huge birthmark just above my left elbow, it looks like someone poured iodine all over my arm or something.. it's like this weird brownish stain on my upper arm, it feels normal but its just the colour that looks really bad - it's the reason i could never wear...

What the hell is going on with Mother Nature? First it was only supposed to snow tomorrow and now the news is saying all week! WTF?! I can't take this anymore! Tomorrow is the big snow blast, NYC expecting 7-10 inches and everybody else gets more! GREAT! :angered

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."

DID ANYBODY SEE THIS KID ON THE NEWS IT'S FUNNY. http://www.pastiche.info/topliens/zik/numanumaye.htm

Check this out! LOL! http://www.toofly.com/patches.wmv

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SO TODAY... I WAS FLIRTING WITH SOMEGUY AT WORK... HE DECIDED HE WANTED TO SHOW ME THE PICTURES IN HIS WALLET. HE SHOWED ME THIS ONE PIC... OF AN OLDER WOMEN... VERY PRETTY... BUT OLD... I SAID "WOW. UR MOMS REALLY PRETTY" HE STARTS LAUGHING OUT OF NO WHERE AND SAYS... THATS NOT MY MOM... THATS...

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters...

Ok, I came up with this today. Someone at work bought in a copy of "Martha Stewart's Living" and one of the first pages is "A Letter From Martha"..... It has a small pic of her in the upper right corner, and her signature on the bottom. The body of the letter, it's a small summary of what is...

My gf sent me a letter for about a week an a half been looking for one of my fav cap "brooklyn cyclone's i had left it at her place she took it home to columbia so she would have something of mine with her :lol until she gets back to the states

9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for...

Ok everyone....what is your porn name, and your drag queen name???? Your middle name + name of the street your grew up on = porn star name Mine is Andrew Belleville Your first pet's name + mother's maiden name = your drag queen name. Mine is Trixie Ficarro. LOL Ok, who is next????

This is just too funny...Enjoy LOL http://www.illwillpress.com/fatkins.html

Achilles Punks (I'll Kill These Punks) Adam Bomb (Atom Bomb) Adolf Oliver Nippils (Ate Off All Of Her Nipples) Al DePantzeu (I'll De-Pants You)) Al Kickurass (I'll Kick Your Ass) Al Killeu (I'll Kill You) Alpha Kenny Wun (I'll !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone) Allota Fagina (A lot of vagina)...

THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...Go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron...

One day, three friends, John, Sam, and Billy, were driving on a long road in the midlle of now where when their car broke down in front of a farmer's house. While the friends were trying to fix the car, the farmer came out with a shotgun screaming, "Get off my property or I'll shoot you all...

An old guy approaches the window of the movie theatre with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!" "I'm sorry," The girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in the...