Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got some Princes Laya side burn swirrls

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama has a `fro with warning lights.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo moms be hating on Santas Elves cuz they get all the attention at Christmas

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so stank, she's like Shaquille O'Neal, she don't fake the funk!!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms is jelouse of C3PO and R2D2 Life long freind ship

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

man, Yo moma got a Life size coby Brient Doll made out of Hershy Milk Choclate for Christmas

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's lips are so big, when you smile you wet your hair.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo moms that crazy bitch on back to the future talkin bout "Save The Clock Tower"

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo moms got Large Marge Burned on her wrist

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so bald, I can read her mind.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo moms gotta "IM WITH STUPID" T-Shirt wit a arrow pointing up

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms Is 96 yrs old and still wants a Dropped Integra with GSR Raceing rims

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms stole my amp and speakers