Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo mom went swimmin at the beach and bit a shark

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo mOms got a 3 leged dog name Jim

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo mOms Got a "Shou Lin" Braid wit gold streeks in it.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

I seen yo moms on cops twice

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so fat, she uses blanket as a washcloth.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama ain't got no ears talkin' bout "I hear ya."

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo momz got a ticket for doin the Electric Slide in her wheel chair

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms like to drink warm Milk out of little bowl.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms so stupid, she has funk with her own reflection, talkin bout "that bitch is always copying me"

 

[myonlysweetie]

When Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause the doctor said "Throw this shit away!"

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms a pro Skater

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms built a half pipe skate ramp for her wheel chair crew

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

LMFAO^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so black, she bleeds smoke.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass.