Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[Baby1010]

Yo mama is so stupid she asked for a price check at the $.99 store

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop!

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's like a bus; guys climb on and off her all day long.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow I cant believe it's not butter!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got one toe and one knee, they call her Tony......lil mu fka...lol

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a robotic butt cheak , they call her bunz of steel

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a pet frog named dave

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo mama has beef with Al Queda!!!!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms got a pimp limp from some dirt she did back in Oakland in 76

 

[myonlysweetie]

yo moms got one toe and one knee, they call her Tony......lil mu fka...lol

:losmile

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo momma has an ass soo big she has to shit in a dumpster!

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo mama so fat, the bitch washes her clothes with diet laudry soap

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms so fat , she cried me a river (literally)

 

[myonlysweetie]

'Yo mama is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got no neck , they call her head and sholders

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got 3 tittys, they call her tripple nipple

 

[myonlysweetie]

"Yo Mama is like a squirrel she's always got some nuts in her mouth."

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo Momma So Fat She Went Outside In A Red Dress And The Neighborhood Hollered Hey Kool-aid!!!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got 7 eyes and the bitch is still blind