Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got beef wit flipper

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo mom so poor , she got evicted from her HONEY COMB HIDEOUT!!!!!!!!

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

 

[Baby1010]

your mamas so fat when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton

 

[Melly22]

Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

LMAO :lol :lol :lol

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms so fat her clothes got strech marks

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so stupid, she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms so skinny she plays Slip N Slide under the Closet door

 

[Baby1010]

your mamas so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms so stupid she got lost in the bath room

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms addicted to Doritos and O.D.'d on Ice cream twice

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo momz a grubaholic

 

[Baby1010]

yo mamas so skinny you could blind-fold her with dental floss

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

 

[Baby1010]

yo mamas so skinny she inspires crack whores to diet

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mama's so dirty, plants grow off her ass.

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

yo mama so fat, Sizzlers are pressing charges against her, for abuses her privleges

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs