Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms so small she gotted raped by a gang of horse flys

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms got some rino skin panntys with a free glass of millk at the Salvation Army

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

my bad that was bootsy.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a "shut up bitch" bumper sticker on the back of her scooter

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms get to work on a robotic camel, talkin bout "picture us rollin"

 

[Baby1010]

:lol... Yo mama so oooogly she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

nigga yo moms started freestyle in da boogie down back in 83

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.

 

[Baby1010]

Yo Mama's so UGLY it looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down :lol

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.

:losmile... great minds think alike!!!

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mama's so skinny she uses Chapstick for deodorant LOL

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms a crush on my pet horse fish
Nigga yo moms got a plastic fettish
yo moms got 6 warrents for roller blading ass hole naked on the broklin bridge

 

[Baby1010]

and one of my favorites...:lol

YO mama's so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant