Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms so fat she got some home made deer skin draws. LMFAO

 

[Melly22]

^^^^ LMFAO :lol

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mamas hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it

 

[Baby1010]

Your mama is so fat that when she got on an airplane only the wings took off

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk :lol :lol

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

lol @ onion and pillow cry , :safire dust yo sholder off playa.

But Please tell yo moma to quit pozing in dirty magizenes :cynthia

 

[Baby1010]

yo mamas so fat she irons her jeans on the driveway

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a choclate wig with a caramel chin strap

 

[myonlysweetie]

You Mama is so fat, when she's missing, they have to use both sides of the milk carton.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she went skydiving there was a sudden eclipse.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a crush on Freddy

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

You Mama is so fat, when she's missing, they have to use both sides of the milk carton.

nigga , yo moms soo big when shes missing they put her face on dorito bags and cheeze whiz bottles.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo' Mama is so fat, she can roll faster than she can run.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo' Mama is so fat, it took the train conductor two hours before he could say all aboard.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a Xj900 Dildo made by intell , with a built in play station!

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo Mama's house is so dirty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

lol dats older then yo moms my little pony boots,

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms soo skinny she stood up and broke her ankle

 

[Melly22]

lmao