Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

[Unique_Freestyle]

your mom is so ghetto, I knocked on her door, and the b itch put her head out the window and yelled DING!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[myonlysweetie]

your mom is so ghetto, I knocked on her door, and the b itch put her head out the window and yelled DING!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats a classic... :lol

Yo Mama is so stupid that it took her two hours to watch "Sixty Minutes."

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mama is so fat her nickname is "DAMNNNNNNNN"

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a nickle plated weave with velcro extentionz

 

[Unique_Freestyle]

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo momz asked her pimp it they was still hireing, her home girl needs part time work

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born she gave the hospital stretch marks

 

[Baby1010]

Yo mamas so dark, she drinks water and pees coffee

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo Mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

 

[Baby1010]

your mamas so ugly, her pillow cries at night :lol

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo' Mama's so stupid, she tried to blow out a lightbulb.

 

[Baby1010]

Yo Mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

:lol :yeey

 

[myonlysweetie]

Your Mama is so old, she's got a bible autographed by Jesus!

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo momz so stupid , i said it was raining cats and dogs and she called the SPCA

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo Mama is so ugly when she was kidnapped her mother sent the kidnappers a thank you card!

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

 

[Melly22]

OMG YOU GUYS ARE GONNA SEND ME INTO PREMATURE LABOR FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH :lol IM IN TEARS HERE

 

[YOUNG MEGATRON]

yo moms got a so stupid , she tried to sale a stolen car on ebay.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo Mama is so fat, she went to buy a waterbed and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

 

[myonlysweetie]

Yo Mama is so fat, I've known her for 7 years and I haven't seen the whole of her yet.