Yo Mama Jokes ( DONT CLICK HERE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT)

Unique_Freestyle · Apr 28, 2004

When I was in grade school people use to always cap on each other's mama's and they use to crack me up? Do you guys remember any funny ass ones?

YOUNG MEGATRON · Apr 28, 2004

boy , you about to get clowned. Im down, any thing goes?

Unique_Freestyle · Apr 28, 2004

I know you aint talking about me , you played ass transformer!

YOUNG MEGATRON · Apr 28, 2004

nigga , yo momz got sucka free tated on her neck in old english.

Unique_Freestyle · Apr 28, 2004

Fool......your mom fell out the crouch and the bitch yelled RAPE

YOUNG MEGATRON · Apr 28, 2004

the Crouch? Nigga yo momz got a leather wig with a Suade Chin Strap.

Unique_Freestyle · Apr 28, 2004

Bitch...you mama has a leather nipple with an ingrown hair on it

YOUNG MEGATRON · Apr 28, 2004

:lilsuzy <-------------Look at yo momz smellin her arm pits, blood!!

Im bout to smack that dumb bitch! :splat

Unique_Freestyle · Apr 28, 2004

Yo mama has some Kragen's spinners :sflower on her Pinto :sflower , talking about "Let's go cruising"

YOUNG MEGATRON · Apr 28, 2004

on da realz though , yo momz got some mint condition Aqua Man boots from ROSS.

Unique_Freestyle · Apr 28, 2004

fool please........ your mom so !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!in fat she cries CHEEZE WHIZ

YOUNG MEGATRON · Apr 28, 2004

Yo moms soo fat she was rockin a Malcom X T-shirt and a helicopter tryied to land on her.

Unique_Freestyle · Apr 28, 2004

yo mama got a wooden leg with your initials on it!

YOUNG MEGATRON · Apr 28, 2004

lol, damn pimpin! like dat? any ways....Yo Momz got a cheetah skin neck brace with some Gold cruches, talkin bout "feast yo eyes on a playa"

YOUNG MEGATRON · Apr 28, 2004

im goin to bouce , but i'll clown yo momas fat ass manyanna , you benche Bisa! Peace

Baby1010 · Apr 28, 2004

Yo mama is like the Bermuda triangle they both swallow a lot of seamen LOL!!!!!!

Baby1010 · Apr 28, 2004

Yo mama got so much hair under her arms it looks like she got Don King in a headlock.
:lol

YOUNG MEGATRON · Apr 28, 2004

Girl , Yo Momz so Stupid I told her it was chilly out side, and she ran out with some chips and salsa

Unique_Freestyle · Apr 28, 2004

Yo mom so stupid she tried to hijack a schoolbus

myonlysweetie · Apr 28, 2004

Yo mama so fat, she has a real horse on her Polo shirt.