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imfromqueenz said:
"Hey Ant....here's that Pepsi you wanted" *gives the can a quick strong shake* lol
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*ant gets splashed all over..pissed off he rips off his shirt...takes off his pants and then....the laughter begins as someone throws a dollar bill his way*

:dancingb
 
taezee said:
tae walks in..spots anthony actually out and in a club..looks at TV over the bar..its on CNN when suddenly a hurricane katrina special is interrupted with breaking news "this just in "HELL HAS FROZEN OVER>>REPEAT HELL HAS FROZEN OVER" !!! *satan in the background cursing*
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LMAOO I knew you was coming up with something :lol!

You know I said to myself pathetically...hey this bar online is not that bad at all! LMAO :lol
 
*all of a sudden. the theme to "Melrose Place" plays in the bar....in walks Heather first, wearing a sleek, white sequinned dress with spaghetti straps, and a matching scarf and purse and heels, quickly follow by Richie in basic black shirt, jeans, shoes, and cowboy hat*

AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

*Ed passes out*

Umm....Ed...you ok?

*While tending to Ed, Meg races over and tackles Richie, planting kisses all over....Heather looks on with horror before getting into a catfight with Meg..*

SLAP! MEEEEOOOOOWWW!!!!

*Richie and the other men are clearly enjoying themselves, won't stop it...up to Ed & Brklyn, but he's still passed out on the floor...finally Brklyn gets fed up, pukes on Ed, and joins the melee*

SLAP! Ow, goddammit! Stop it you two! RIIIIIIPPPP!

*The crowd gasps in horror and stares at Brklyn....and then back at Heather, who is holding a piece of Brklyn's Versace shirt, and they know that she is f**ked...*

you BITCH.

*shoves Meg out the way, and flies at Heather*

SLAP! THIS IS FOR RIPPING MY SHIRT! SLAP! THIS IS FOR BEING A BITCH TO ALLISON ON MELROSE PLACE! SLAP! THIS IS FOR BEING A BITCH TO STEVEN ON DYNASTY!

*pukes on Heather for good measure, which sends her running out the club...Richie quickly scribbles something on a matchbook, hands it over to Meg and says "call me", then runs out after Heather*

*checks to see if Meg is okay, then buys her a drink at the bar to make her feel better*
 
Enigma said:
*ant gets splashed all over..pissed off he rips off his shirt...takes off his pants and then....the laughter begins as someone throws a dollar bill his way*

:dancingb
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*spits drink out of mouth.....jaw dropped*
lmao....."hey everyone look.....Ant is wearing a pink thong"

"Ant, you got 4 quarters for that dollar....I need to call the media"
 
*sees Erica, and remembers her little Ex-Lax stunt*

Thanks for the drink Erica...I got you a special drink. I put something in it to make you fall in Love with the next guy who enters the bar.

*desperately stifles laugh as rbonuc29 walks into bar*
 
imfromqueenz said:
*pukes at the sound of Maria playin*
"Sorry Sietz, did I get you?"
"PAPO.......Don't drink that......oh well too late"
*goes to fish Chuck out of the bathroom to explain....*
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*Looks at glass*

"Ummmm I'm not clean this up...ewwww"

*Looks for SOMEONE to clean it up*
 
Enigma said:
LMAOO I knew you was coming up with something :lol!

You know I said to myself pathetically...hey this bar online is not that bad at all! LMAO :lol
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:thanks Bro :cheers
 
*takes drink from Robert* "Thank you. But that fight was staged...Richie told me he wouldn't mind a girl on girl catfight, so we convinced Heather to go along with it. Oh and the number he gave me is really Jon's...it was a little trade off." *tucks number away*

*looks around for Ant, and sees him stripping, walks over and adds a 5 to the singels being stuffed down his pink thong.* "Hey Ant, pink's a really good color on you."
 
DreamGirl said:
*takes drink from Robert* "Thank you. But that fight was staged...Richie told me he wouldn't mind a girl on girl catfight, so we convinced Heather to go along with it. Oh and the number he gave me is really Jon's...it was a little trade off." *tucks number away*
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:yoomg Althea isn't going to like that.....
 
*thinks this is more like WWE Royal Rumble than a bar with peeps enetring & then cat fights, punches to stomachs, and peeps falling all over the floor, oh well orders another corona & watches the festivities*
 
ChuckD said:
*Pushes open the door, and walks in, wearing my durango boots and leather jacket, and steps up to the door*

"gimme a bottle of Coors light and a shot of Black Sambucca!"
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Chucky - very nice choice. That's exactly what I ask for whenever I hit the bar. Though I ask for the shot of Black Sambuca (Romana Black, preferably - if not Opal Negro will do) and then the bottle of Coors Light. 😀

Speaking of which - since all drinks are free at CF...

Hey bartender - I'll have a shot Black Sambuca and a bottle of Coors Light. 😉
 
Rhoq said:
Chucky - very nice choice. That's exactly what I ask for whenever I hit the bar. Though I ask for the shot of Black Sambuca (Romana Black, preferably - if not Opal Negro will do) and then the bottle of Coors Light. 😀

Speaking of which - since all drinks are free at CF...

Hey bartender - I'll have a shot Black Sambuca and a bottle of Coors Light. 😉
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Holla buddy!

Well, I get them at the same time, and do what you do. Down the shot, then the Coors Light.

And yes, Romana Black, if not that Opal Negro. 🙂
 
*see Ant's pink thong* WEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAA *breaks out WIC card and commences swiping it down his buttcheeks* Sorry times are hard...and I am broke!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO ...NOW DANCE PLATANO DANCE!!!!
 
ChuckD said:
Holla buddy!

Well, I get them at the same time, and do what you do. Down the shot, then the Coors Light.

And yes, Romana Black, if not that Opal Negro. 🙂
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🙂

Then for my encore, I'll follow-up with a 2nd shot of Black Sambuca then a Long Island and either a Bacardi Limon & Cranberry Juice or a Parrot Bay (or Malibu) and Orange Juice.
 
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