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[imfromqueenz]

*see Ant's pink thong* WEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAA *breaks out WIC card and commences swiping it down his buttcheeks* Sorry times are hard...and I am broke!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO ...NOW DANCE PLATANO DANCE!!!!

lmao.....
"im still tryin to get change for my single....help a girl out.....i need to alert NY1"

 

[yburgos7]

lmao.....
"im still tryin to get change for my single....help a girl out.....i need to alert NY1"

*picks up phone* Don't worry I got you *dials number to NY1 and National Inquirer*

 

[Enigma]

A pink thong o damn! :yoomg

*ant closes his eyes and squats down...everybody looking seems a bit curious and strange as to what ant is doing*

MMMPRRRRPPFFFFF!!!!

*suddenly you can see on the back of his thong something slowly sticking out...the crowd is digusted thinking ant just took a shit...but...quarters leak out on the floor in the bunches!*

BEHOLD THAT....was a trick I did way back people and you won't see David Blaine pull that one off! :heee

Hello? Why everyone is quiet?

😱

 

[yburgos7]

:hohsit

 

[Enigma]

:losmile

 

[yburgos7]

*sees Ant's trick with the quarters and drops machete on foot* OUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH...ME CAGO EN LA MADRE DEL FUKING MACHETE ESTES*starts jumping up and down in pain*

 

[Edalgiere]

A pink thong o damn! :yoomg

!*

BEHOLD THAT....was a trick I did way back people and you won't see David Blaine pull that one off! :heee

Hello? Why everyone is quiet?

😱

maybe not in public 😉

 

[imfromqueenz]

JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:hohsit


"wow can you do that again????"
*throws another single Ant's way*
*crosses fingers for good luck*
"come on 7, come on 7"

 

[imfromqueenz]

*runs to call for an ambulance.....gets distracted by bartender and hopes someone else will call one for Yahi*

 

[ChuckD]

*freaks out at Ant's trick, and has another Coors*

 

[yburgos7]

ANTTTTTTTTTT try to pop out a band aid from your ass instead!!! *keeps jumping up and down*

 

[Papo329]

Ummm... I heard of pennies from heaven

This is just TOO much

*Lookin 4 mop to clean up around bar & put bottles & glasses away to the recycle bin & sink *

A patron is at the bar door with something in his arms

He speaks loudly to me over the music & CFers talking in the crowds

"Anyone ordered x2 24 cut cheese pizza & 100 mild wings"

I yell to the crowd... "ANYONE ORDER FOOD TO HERE??"

 

[yburgos7]

*still jumping up and down she backs up and backs into something or somebody...all of a sudden she hears a commotion* OH God...what did I do now????

 

[Brklyn345]

*silently wonders what other tricks Ant can do with his butt*

 

[yburgos7]

*silently wonders what other tricks Ant can do with his butt*

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Brklyn345]

You know people like a guy with money up his ass!

 

[yburgos7]

You know people like a guy with money up his ass!

especially one spitting out quarters...you know how much laundry I can do...WOO HOO!!!

 

[NVDisMa729]

Hearing all the noise going on...N.V. runs out a back room with george lamond in his boxers behind her

"what the hell happened?" She asks, looking around til she notices the stack of quarters under Ant's ass. "DAAAAAM! Can u do that again this time with $100 bills?"

 

[Enigma]

*silently wonders what other tricks Ant can do with his butt*

:yoomg

NVDisMa729 only quarters no bills :lol

Erica LOL! If you touch my nipples it's been known you might hit another prize :lol

you guys are too much!!!! :losmile

 

[yburgos7]

:yoomg

NVDisMa729 only quarters no bills :lol

Erica LOL! If you touch my nipples it's been known you might hit another prize :lol

you guys are too much!!!! :losmile

*touches Ant's nipples*DING DING DING!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!