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VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)

Politely decline the free tickets to someone else's drama, no matter how they try and entice you to participate. It's never any use to try and stamp your opinions on someone else or their relationship, so resolve to let sleeping dogs lie.

Alrighty then...I guess my Dear Abby days are over!
 
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CANCER (June 22 - July 22)

Push that pesky paperwork aside. Tune in to the greater forces that surround you and let yourself go. It's time to relax and let your mind drift and wander. You never know what kind of inspiring, interesting sights you'll come across that way. Be proud of wearing thongs if you carry the name Nessa
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nessa's302 said:
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH UH UH :nono ROFLMFAOOOOOOO ANT I'M GONNA KILL U!!!!
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
nessa's302 said:
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH UH UH :nono ROFLMFAOOOOOOO ANT I'M GONNA KILL U!!!!
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Oh snap I just read your horoscope for today! Oh man Nessa looks like today's horoscope totally came out true for you today!

Amazing! I'm still a non-believer though 😛
 
I kno horiscopes that will come true sooner or later....
Aries....ur gonna die
Leo...ur gonna die
Picese...ur gonna die
Sagettarius....ur gonna die
And so on....
That horiscope crap is all balony...All that astrology/spiritism crap...its evil I tell u...evil!! Lol
 
Ghost said:
That horiscope crap is all balony...All that astrology/spiritism crap...its evil I tell u...evil!! Lol
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it's funny stuff lol especially the fortune cookies!
 
September 17th Saturday 2005



ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

'What goes around comes around' -- it's not just a saying, you know. If anything, it's more like the number-one rule to live by. What would you rather spread -- joy or anger? Happiness or discontent? It's in your hands, especially right now.


TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)

Need to figure out an exit strategy? Why not run it by one of your closest pals? Not only do they know you inside and out, but they'll be able to bring their own unique point of view to help you cover any patchy spots. If they screw you over then cheat on their spouses.


GEMINI (May 21 - June 21)

Communicative types like yourself just hate it when people hem and haw and can't articulate what they mean to say. Before you try and say it for them, just take a step back and let them figure it out for themselves. If that does not work give them part of the answer then tell them to talk to the hand.

CANCER (June 22 - July 22)

Even without being asked, you step up to the plate and lend someone a hand just because you know they could use it. Good for you -- not only will this make your karma nice and shiny, but you've really helped someone out and you will get laid in return.


LEO (July 23 - August 22)

Unexpected adventures are drawn to you like iron filings to a magnet, especially involving romantic figures with strange and mysterious ways about them. Extraordinary sparks will fly -- and you'll love every moment of it. Can you say threesome?


VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)

Does it seem like someone's phone is always busy right when you want to talk to them? Communication styles are slightly out of sync in this moment. Chalk it up to the stars and wait it out with patience and good humor. Also it could be that you have nothing better to do than to bug other people when they are busy.


LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)

It's easy to feel unfocused in light of all the things that have occurred, but just think of it as more food for thought. While the sheer amount of stuff may seem almost indigestible, you can tackle it if you take it one step at a time. If you think about it, one pinky can lead to a much bigger opening if you are very careful.


SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)

A little distance gives you a wonderful new outlook, so treat yourself to something delicious. Go play in the park, roll around with the dog, or get a fancy meal out on the town. Live out a small treat you've always dreamed of doing. If that doesn't work open the window and sit back in your bed and play with life's pleasurable secrets.


SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)

Staying detached when mulling over the past is never easy, but if you stay cool, calm and collected, you may just be able to resolve some long-standing difficulties in your life with a minimum of fuss. Thinking what is behind you is not that important as long as it's clean.


CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)

A philanthropic spirit is in the air, and it's making you question the purpose of your work. More importantly, you're looking for ways to help your fellow human and contribute to society at large. Don't worry about you paying high taxes off your check every week, you will increase in the longer run.


AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)

Compassion, like a muscle, has to be exercised regularly in order to be strong. Exercise your kindness and generosity whenever you have an opportunity. It gets easier the more you do it. If you get screwed over limit your muscle excercise to three reps per day.


PISCES (February 19 - March 20)

Make yourself over. Go through your closet and donate any clothes you don't wear, sell those CDs you never listen to and get rid of any clutter that surrounds you. How can anything new enter your life if you don't make room for it? Fresh new thongs and fresh new freestyle music is just around the corner.
 
VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)

Does it seem like someone's phone is always busy right when you want to talk to them? Communication styles are slightly out of sync in this moment. Chalk it up to the stars and wait it out with patience and good humor. Also it could be that you have nothing better to do than to bug other people when they are busy.


WTF???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh hell no!!!
 
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