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September 15th Thursday 2005



ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

You have a dream, so follow it through -- all the way. The stars are especially useful when it comes to long-range plans and big visions, so go ahead and shoot for the sky while you draw up your plans.


TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)

'Don't get mad -- get even.' Tempting, isn't it? However, the backlash and psychic hangover from such a course of action really isn't worth it. If things are just too strange, breathe deeply and learn to roll with the punches for now.


GEMINI (May 21 - June 21)

Been thinking that it's time to make some changes in your life? Now's a great opportunity -- celestial influences favor all kinds of networking. Go through your address book and call up anyone who might be able to help.


CANCER (June 22 - July 22)

Yesterday's experiment with, well, experimenting, has left you more eager to explore alternate avenues. Not only are you willing to try things just for the heck of it, you're more than likely to be pleased by the results.


LEO (July 23 - August 22)

It's time for the powers that be to take you seriously. Trot out your visionary ideas. If you don't currently have any on hand, show that you're able to listen to those who do have a different approach to the problem at hand.


VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)

Instead of critiquing someone's unusual methods, why not observe how they're doing it and see if you could learn something? Your sharp mind is of better use that way. Nix any criticism. Narrow-mindedness only hinders you.


LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)

Ready to take a leap into the great unknown? Be open to unexpected moves and changes that could catapult you into an arena that you thought was beyond your abilities. It's bumpy, it's exhilarating -- it's really one heck of a ride.


SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)

While you normally don't shy away from showing someone how sharply you can sting, minor altercations could become much bigger under the day's celestial influences. So sidestep any conflict, and you'll be far better off.


SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)

A desire to change it up is at the top of your list, but remember that you're looking to make change that actually improves your life. Cosmetic or superficial changes -- no matter how radical they seem -- don't really fit the bill now.


CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)

Something that's just too much trouble to keep going as it is inspires you to apply your creativity -- and come up with an innovative solution. Whoever said that necessity was the mother of invention had it right!


AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)

Momentum is building (is that even possible?) higher than it was before. You've got a vision, and you're dead set on making sure it becomes a reality. Everyone who hears your reasoning is convinced of the worthiness of your goal.


PISCES (February 19 - March 20)

Group efforts get you where you need to go a lot quicker than solo runs. Find some like-minded individuals to join you in your current endeavors, and you'll find that everything magically comes together.
 

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Taurus<-----sorry but I'm not rolling with those punches anymore and I'm not looking to get even. (not my cup of tea, anyway) Just need to take back what's mine and set shit straight.
 

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i read it for laughs too shit according to them i ran into money a whole bunch of times and ya know i'm still wondering what the hell happened to it lmaooo
 

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Brklyn345 said:
*envisions Ant in a robe a la Walter Mercado*

LOL! :lol You know my intention was to do something like that lmao Infact I had the thread named changed from Enigma Mercado :lol That guy cracks me up!

Cause I find horoscopes such boloney lol I did this for fun and for boredom lol
 

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Thanks so much Enigma Mercado...btw:isoff I actaully saw him in person!!! The real Walter Mercado I meant LMAOOOO
 

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for real...in a restaurant in Puerto Rico...he was there with a friend ...He is really tall! That same night I also met Hector "Macho" Camacho outside of the restaurant...looking dirty as hell...EWWWW
 

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lmao that is cool :D lol@ hector camacho lmaoo
 

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LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)

Ready to take a leap into the great unknown? Be open to unexpected moves and changes that could catapult you into an arena that you thought was beyond your abilities. It's bumpy, it's exhilarating -- it's really one heck of a ride.

Does this mean I'ma meet a freaky shorty ?!?!?!
 

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CANCER
Sometimes you can be too proud for your own good and today's cosmic picture warns that if you put feelings before common sense you will lose out in some way. If you need assistance you must ask for it. You have done plenty of favors for family and friends in the past, now let them do something for you for a change.

PROUD???? **looks around** WHERE??????????? :lol
 

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September 16th Friday 2005



ARIES (March 21 - April 19)

Laughing this one off might be exactly the wrong tactic to take. Even though the situation looks silly or small, give it a second glance before you decide that it's not worth your attention. Little things can mushroom out of control.


TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)

Be more open about your secret hopes and dreams. You might find that someone you never suspected shares the same wishes. Once you realize you have a potential partner, your load looks light to carry.


GEMINI (May 21 - June 21)

Accentuate the positive and eliminate the negative. That might mean taking some time to daydream. If you could do anything, what would it be? If you could go anywhere, where would you travel? Dream big.


CANCER (June 22 - July 22)

Push that pesky paperwork aside. Tune in to the greater forces that surround you and let yourself go. It's time to relax and let your mind drift and wander. You never know what kind of inspiring, interesting sights you'll come across that way. Be proud of wearing thongs if you carry the name Nessa.


LEO (July 23 - August 22)

You're on the receiving end of some major celestial rejuvenation, especially when it comes to trusting your inner wisdom. Take advantage of your amped-up instincts and make smart decisions.


VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)

Politely decline the free tickets to someone else's drama, no matter how they try and entice you to participate. It's never any use to try and stamp your opinions on someone else or their relationship, so resolve to let sleeping dogs lie.


LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)

A recent turning point leaves you with just the merest smidgen of motion sickness when you slow down. That's normal -- the great amount of change you've recently been through takes some time to digest. Take it easy. Be careful of shorties carrying baby crabs.


SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)

Show the kinder, gentler side of yourself to the one that you love. While your partner knows you're aces when it comes to intense passion, they'll be delighted to see the hearts-and-flowers aspect of you, too.


SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)

Be on the lookout for miscommunications, especially when old friends or close relatives are involved. Your mind may be on other things, so make sure they know that you're listening to them when they speak.


CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)

Is it better to give or receive? Your usual point of view gets turned on its head when you realize that there's a lot more to life than accruing things and material success. You start thinking about what's really important.


AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)

It's time to put your foot down about a matter dear to your heart. You've spent enough time accommodating other people and what they think -- now it's time for them to hear your honest and unedited opinion.


PISCES (February 19 - March 20)

It's high time you did something lovely for yourself. Make it a priority no matter what. It doesn't have to be over-the-top or extravagant, either -- even fifteen minutes alone in the park with a good magazine is better than nothing.
 

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Enigma said:
CANCER (June 22 - July 22)

Push that pesky paperwork aside. Tune in to the greater forces that surround you and let yourself go. It's time to relax and let your mind drift and wander. You never know what kind of inspiring, interesting sights you'll come across that way. Be proud of wearing thongs if you carry the name Nessa.
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH UH UH :nono ROFLMFAOOOOOOO ANT I'M GONNA KILL U!!!!
 

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GEMINI (May 21 - June 21)

Accentuate the positive and eliminate the negative. That might mean taking some time to daydream. If you could do anything, what would it be? If you could go anywhere, where would you travel? Dream big.



Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...how big can it be?!!! :dlook
 
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