Dionysios
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Gino's 101 - A Classroom for Dude-Buds!!!
Gino: Slang used to connote an overly 'visual' Italian of the male persuasion.
What is 'overly visual'?
1) The right attitude...hence 'GEEEEVE' Short for "I don't give a fa-la-la'
2) The right music (euro, freestyle, euro-pop, euro cheeze, euro trash, gino rock preferably played as loud as possible on your car stereo to attract the attention of the other 'dude-buds' *See 3 for definition of 'dude-bud'.
3) The right 'dude-buds'. Dude-buds (DB's) are simply put, other gino's who are your close friends. They are the ones 'who buy you the coffee and the smokes, when you're feeling hungry now...' Why dude-buds?
Gino 1: Dude! What's a'goin on?
Gino 2: Bud! Nothin', just finished waxing up my 'Stang, gettin' ready to cruise the strip at Wasaga Beach. Dude! What about you?
Gino 1: Bud! Just came back from Highway 7, I saw your ex. Dude! She looked MINT! But she's such a troia now. This goon she was with in the Coffee Time parking lot, Dude, you should have...*catches himself...SORRY!*
Ahem, hence 'dude-bud'.
4) The right clothes...Diesel, Mexx, Big Star, Replay, D&G, Pegabo, and various other stores can supply the G.I.T. with what they need to become a gino.
5) The right hair. This has ranged from the old fashioned
pulled back with grease look from a couple of decades ago to the now present 'geeeve' messe dup look. More popular is the style where the hair is still spiked, but pulled back in such a way so as to give the impression that you drove to where ever you are presently with the top down and your head out the sunroof!
6) The right career. Every gino at some time in his life dreams of becoming a DJ.
7) The right car accessories/car. Having at least ONE Italian flag on your car is a must. In addition, driving a Cavalier Z24, VW Golf GTI (perferrably VR6) Mustang GT, Camero (IROC = bonus points) and lacing as much of the car in 'Momo' parts gets you even further into this thing called ginoism.
SIDE NOTE: IROC = Italian Renegades Out Cruising
OR
I Run On Cologne
OR
I Reak Of Cologne
So, if you have succumb to at least 4 of the above, then my friend you are an honourary gino. Best if you drive to Woodbridge go to Palazzo's or 'cruise up and down and all along the 'ighway seven'.
The sad thing is, having too 'high' of a concentration of ginos @ one place leads to the ever popular North vs. South, Juventus vs. AS ROMA, we're-better-than-you-are-oh-no!-you-didn't-just-say-that-let's-step-outside attitude.
And that's about it. Prof. Dude-Bud hereby graduates the class of Ginoism 101. For further study plese feel free to enrol in:
Ginoism 201: The art of talking with your hands
Ginoism 301: Gino Ebonics.
For the advanced student:
Ginoism 410: How to successfuly buy a '93 Honda Civic for $2000 and spend $15,000 on upgrades but still end up with a car that is crap.
HEH HEH HEH HALARIOUS
it's all in good nature
Dion
Gino: Slang used to connote an overly 'visual' Italian of the male persuasion.
What is 'overly visual'?
1) The right attitude...hence 'GEEEEVE' Short for "I don't give a fa-la-la'
2) The right music (euro, freestyle, euro-pop, euro cheeze, euro trash, gino rock preferably played as loud as possible on your car stereo to attract the attention of the other 'dude-buds' *See 3 for definition of 'dude-bud'.
3) The right 'dude-buds'. Dude-buds (DB's) are simply put, other gino's who are your close friends. They are the ones 'who buy you the coffee and the smokes, when you're feeling hungry now...' Why dude-buds?
Gino 1: Dude! What's a'goin on?
Gino 2: Bud! Nothin', just finished waxing up my 'Stang, gettin' ready to cruise the strip at Wasaga Beach. Dude! What about you?
Gino 1: Bud! Just came back from Highway 7, I saw your ex. Dude! She looked MINT! But she's such a troia now. This goon she was with in the Coffee Time parking lot, Dude, you should have...*catches himself...SORRY!*
Ahem, hence 'dude-bud'.
4) The right clothes...Diesel, Mexx, Big Star, Replay, D&G, Pegabo, and various other stores can supply the G.I.T. with what they need to become a gino.
5) The right hair. This has ranged from the old fashioned
pulled back with grease look from a couple of decades ago to the now present 'geeeve' messe dup look. More popular is the style where the hair is still spiked, but pulled back in such a way so as to give the impression that you drove to where ever you are presently with the top down and your head out the sunroof!
6) The right career. Every gino at some time in his life dreams of becoming a DJ.
7) The right car accessories/car. Having at least ONE Italian flag on your car is a must. In addition, driving a Cavalier Z24, VW Golf GTI (perferrably VR6) Mustang GT, Camero (IROC = bonus points) and lacing as much of the car in 'Momo' parts gets you even further into this thing called ginoism.
SIDE NOTE: IROC = Italian Renegades Out Cruising
OR
I Run On Cologne
OR
I Reak Of Cologne
So, if you have succumb to at least 4 of the above, then my friend you are an honourary gino. Best if you drive to Woodbridge go to Palazzo's or 'cruise up and down and all along the 'ighway seven'.
The sad thing is, having too 'high' of a concentration of ginos @ one place leads to the ever popular North vs. South, Juventus vs. AS ROMA, we're-better-than-you-are-oh-no!-you-didn't-just-say-that-let's-step-outside attitude.
And that's about it. Prof. Dude-Bud hereby graduates the class of Ginoism 101. For further study plese feel free to enrol in:
Ginoism 201: The art of talking with your hands
Ginoism 301: Gino Ebonics.
For the advanced student:
Ginoism 410: How to successfuly buy a '93 Honda Civic for $2000 and spend $15,000 on upgrades but still end up with a car that is crap.
HEH HEH HEH HALARIOUS
it's all in good nature
Dion