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Gino's 101 - A Classroom for Dude-Buds!!!


Gino: Slang used to connote an overly 'visual' Italian of the male persuasion.

What is 'overly visual'?

1) The right attitude...hence 'GEEEEVE' Short for "I don't give a fa-la-la'

2) The right music (euro, freestyle, euro-pop, euro cheeze, euro trash, gino rock preferably played as loud as possible on your car stereo to attract the attention of the other 'dude-buds' *See 3 for definition of 'dude-bud'.

3) The right 'dude-buds'. Dude-buds (DB's) are simply put, other gino's who are your close friends. They are the ones 'who buy you the coffee and the smokes, when you're feeling hungry now...' Why dude-buds?

Gino 1: Dude! What's a'goin on?
Gino 2: Bud! Nothin', just finished waxing up my 'Stang, gettin' ready to cruise the strip at Wasaga Beach. Dude! What about you?
Gino 1: Bud! Just came back from Highway 7, I saw your ex. Dude! She looked MINT! But she's such a troia now. This goon she was with in the Coffee Time parking lot, Dude, you should have...*catches himself...SORRY!*

Ahem, hence 'dude-bud'.

4) The right clothes...Diesel, Mexx, Big Star, Replay, D&G, Pegabo, and various other stores can supply the G.I.T. with what they need to become a gino.

5) The right hair. This has ranged from the old fashioned
pulled back with grease look from a couple of decades ago to the now present 'geeeve' messe dup look. More popular is the style where the hair is still spiked, but pulled back in such a way so as to give the impression that you drove to where ever you are presently with the top down and your head out the sunroof!

6) The right career. Every gino at some time in his life dreams of becoming a DJ.

7) The right car accessories/car. Having at least ONE Italian flag on your car is a must. In addition, driving a Cavalier Z24, VW Golf GTI (perferrably VR6) Mustang GT, Camero (IROC = bonus points) and lacing as much of the car in 'Momo' parts gets you even further into this thing called ginoism.

SIDE NOTE: IROC = Italian Renegades Out Cruising
OR
I Run On Cologne
OR
I Reak Of Cologne


So, if you have succumb to at least 4 of the above, then my friend you are an honourary gino. Best if you drive to Woodbridge go to Palazzo's or 'cruise up and down and all along the 'ighway seven'.

The sad thing is, having too 'high' of a concentration of ginos @ one place leads to the ever popular North vs. South, Juventus vs. AS ROMA, we're-better-than-you-are-oh-no!-you-didn't-just-say-that-let's-step-outside attitude.

And that's about it. Prof. Dude-Bud hereby graduates the class of Ginoism 101. For further study plese feel free to enrol in:

Ginoism 201: The art of talking with your hands
Ginoism 301: Gino Ebonics.
For the advanced student:

Ginoism 410: How to successfuly buy a '93 Honda Civic for $2000 and spend $15,000 on upgrades but still end up with a car that is crap.



HEH HEH HEH HALARIOUS
it's all in good nature



Dion
 
LOL
GUYYYY, THAT WAS HILARIOUS!! I'M PRINTING IT OUT AND SHOWING IT TO MY "DUDE-BUDS" AT SCHOOL. LOL NIIIICCCCEEEEEE
 
Bwahahah! That's so funny, I always go up to my friend and greet him w/the "Hey Dude Bud!" as a joke. This is so true, good stuff Dion! 😀
 
I feel so left out. 🙁 No ginos in TX. But it's nice to learn about others races. Here in the states the "d" word is for airheads & countryfolk.
 
"races", i like that we should create the gino race! only true GINOS's allowed and Dions post can be known as "the way of the gino" rules for all ginos to abide by! yo dude it was a Joke! ok


take it eeeess!
 
Bro I knew that. I was just stating that I like to learn of other races. Ain't ginos a part of another race or are ginos different races. I have never heard of that term til I came into the canadian section. If I taught you Kaos-onics yo would think of us Chicagoans different also. lol I know that Chyqo thinks of me diferent already.
PEACE!
 
MakeYaDance,
A lot of people would probably disagree with me (mostly italians), but ginos aren't 1 race. Although the bulk of them are italian, there are people of other races who are concidered ginos. There's a lot of greeks, arabs, armenians and others who are concidered ginos. One of my friends is armenian and he's the biggest gino I know. I myself am assyrian, and I'm a gino. I think I'm the only one, but that doesn't matter 🙂
 
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS, I MEAN RACE IS (to quote the rock)! gino's are a dying breed there anrn't too many left as i see it anyways most are moving away to the hip hop house, trance and R&B scenes.
 
Eesh explained it perfect. Ginos aren't a race, it's a way of presenting yourself. It's the way you dress, act, speak, and some think the music you listen to. 🙂 The funny thing is I don't look, act, nor speak like a gino, but all my friends think of me as a gino, just cause I like freestyle. 😀 Go figure.
 
that was good but your forgetting the pure gino talk or beliefs

A DUDEBRIDGE gino will use DUDE & BRO in the same sentence
either begin it with dude or end it with bro or visa versa

also when talking about a car.......or a race they saw throwing the actual CAR SOUNDS the car made as it passed them when telling the story

and the famous 10 SECOND QUARTER MILE they all claim there cars do, NO MATTER IF ITS A CIVIC OR A 'STANG

talking about "BRO, MY 'STANG BLEW THE DOORS OFF A FERRARI ON HIGHWAY 7 YESTERDAY"

the simple reason that "DUDE, WHEN MY CAR COMES OUT OF THE SHOP IN THE SUMMER ITS GONNA RIP UP ANY THING IT FACES, BRO." Yet there car has been in the shop for 4 years now and you have never seen this car the GINO always talks about bringing out every summer.

how every gino loves freestyle, but some of them couldnt even name 10 songs other than the ones DJ CONSTANTINE plays at clubs. but yeah their hardcore freestyle fans

EVERY GINO CAN PLAY AWESOME GITZ (FOOSEBALL) NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY SAYS "COZ I'M THE SHIT, BRO."................(YEAH RIGHT)

I'm a gino and i never SHOOT to anybody...........whoever calls me a SHOOTER im gonna RUIN them...........(SHOOTER DUDE BRO)


THERES ALOT MORE, BUT I CANT REMEMBER THEM ALL............IF YOUR FROM TORONTO EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT
 
BRO, i was at the line right and this guy in a a civic pulled up right and he... never mind you know how the rest goes. DUDE GITZ IS THE SH*T, fast ball or passing????

BTW is it me or if you say you listen to freestyle the first thing that come's out of a non-freestyle appreciating person is ether the words to Spring Love or they start making background bass beats from some dance song?
 
Ahaha, I love Mario's addition. 😀 Thereo, whenever I say I listen to freestyle, people go "Poo Poo", you know the old school Afrika beat. It cracks me up!
 
Eluder,
Guy, whenever I say freestyle, they start making techno beats or they start singing "better off alone" by alice dj. Then I play them a couple songs and they're like... oh, that's freestyle? hmm...

BTW, the car thing? I've already had a guy talk to me like that and he wasn't joking around either. It was so funny though. I felt bad, I didn't know what to say everytime he'd talk to me about it. I'd be like: oh shit, that's mint. Can't wait guy. lol
 
that's nothing i have this buddy of mine keep telling me he does this crazy sh*t to his car like "guy i put this like supercharger and my car is like 1000hp and i have this system that Bro it's almost 10,000watts of bass!!!" funny thing is it's a '92 bonniville with like no deck and 2 speakers and no supercharger but he likes talking so i let him!
 
I dunnoooo... the bonneville comes with a factory installed supercharger if you go for the high end model. Don't get me wrong, I'm not defending him. It's still a shit car, even with the supercharger. lol
 
Luckily most of my friends know the diff b/w Freestyle and Euro/dance. 😀 Now about the car bit, I don't go through that either, cause those friends that are into dance/euro/freestyle, legitimately have powerful cars, eg: some have, Supra TT, 300zx TT, Legend Type 2, Audi A4 1.8T etc... 🙁 Damn, now I'm starting to wish I had my STi! And the bonneville is a powerful car, my friend had a 99 Grandprix GTP which has that supercharged 3800 series engine, and holy crap was that thing threw you back in your seat when you floored it, gotta love the torque. He had done some minor work to it, mmm, raw off the line power. Sorry, I love torque, and generally dislike most Japanese cars (except for Subaru).
 
MakeYaDance said:
Ain't ginos a part of another race or are ginos different races.
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EESH said:
MakeYaDance, ginos aren't 1 race. Although the bulk of them are italian, there are people of other races who are concidered ginos. There's a lot of greeks, arabs, armenians and others who are concidered ginos. One of my friends is armenian and he's the biggest gino I know. I myself am assyrian, and I'm a gino. I think I'm the only one, but that doesn't matter 🙂
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You learn sumptin new everyday. Thanks!
 
LOL@Chyqo! 🙂 Actually, the funny thing is I had a friend back in HS, his real name was Luigi, but he changed it to Gino. Back then I didn't know why he changed his name to Gino, I didn't know of the "subculture" of gino-ism. 😀
 
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