Cf Telenovela "por El Amor De Una Mujer"

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*Carlos El Amante Del Hombre arrives at the home and hears the commotion through the door!*

"O Dios Mio" thinks Carlos, "I'm too late!!!"

*Carlos breaks down the door to see all the ladies in question knocking some sense into Antonio!*

"Mamis, per favore........calm your asses down! Leave mi amigo alone!"

(by the way, He's "just" a friend....no soap opera styled surprises there!!!!)
 
ChuckD said:
*Carlos El Amante Del Hombre arrives at the home and hears the commotion through the door!*

"O Dios Mio" thinks Carlos, "I'm too late!!!"

*Carlos breaks down the door to see all the ladies in question knocking some sense into Antonio!*

"Mamis, per favore........calm your asses down! Leave mi amigo alone!"

(by the way, He's "just" a friend....no soap opera styled surprises there!!!!)
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*taina stands up out of breath with her hands on her hips*

:rolleyes y que carajo quieres? (and what the hell u want) do u even know whats going on??? or do u?!?! oh i knew it u were keeping this from me all along *throws the lamp at carlos*
 
*Carlos ducks and is missed by the lamp!*

"You know what Puta? Dona told me about you too, so don't make me talk. You know what I'm saying, don't make me say it!!!"
 
OH SHIAT! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


AY YO WTF? DON'T YOU BE TALKIN TO MY COUSIN LIKE THAT YOU PUTO! I SQUAH YOU LIKE A CACAROACH!
 
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and while Marisol think she tough.....Daniella turns around and snuffs Rodolfo dead in his face. Mira baboso tu a mi no me vas a llevar de pendeja! (look u moron u ain't gonna take me for no fool) I'm done w/ u 2, I'm out. Vamonos Francisco (let's go Francisco)
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Francisco Raul Boricua and Daniella jump in the car and speed off........... Rodolfo sitting dazed on the floor with a cut lip by daniella
 
OMG! Welcome to the story Chuck!

ROFFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! This is too much!

:stoned
 
Francisco Raul Boricua drives up in an alley way and tells Daniella (Voy a matar a Rodolfo por lo que el te hiso) "I am gonna kill Rodolfo for what he did to you" waiting for Daniella to respond!
 
nah it's kewl bro....no worries. lla le va venir lo que le espera (he'll get what's coming to him)......I need to speak to that babosa Marisol...
 
the X man.. some have heard of his name in certain circles..those who really know about him only whisper his name only because they fear if they say it too loud they will summon him..like a demon..to others hes just a myth..they scare thier children at night ..saying things like "if you dont go to bed the X man wil get you..but real he is,,just that anyone whos ever seen him did not live to confirm his existence..but those who have money know and have called on his services from time to time to take care of "problems"..this is a man who once took out a family..ate dinner and watched some TV before leaving the house,,all becuase the man of the house had made a lewd comment about the size of a "buisness acossiates" wifes breast..the X man doesnt care what the dispute is ..or really about the money..he enjoys the hunt..and the kill..he likes the way the light just leaves his victims eyes as he knows hes the last thing they ever saw...no huega con ete hombre:cool
 
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*Carlos ElAmante DelHombres walks over to the ladies beating on Antonio*

"Las damas, las damas, calman por favor. (Ladies, ladies, calm down please.) I need to speak to Antonio privately, and once I'm through, he is all yours!"

*Carlos whispers to Antonio*


"I'm sorry I can't get you out of this mess, mi amigo, (my friend) but maybe next time, you'll mantenga el pene en sus pantalones (keep your penis in your pants). I'm here to warn you that you're in danger. There is someone looking for you....calls himself "The X Man".....si like the stories we heard from our las madres (mothers). As soon as you are finished here, come to my job, and my boss may have a room for you to stay in until the heat is off. Her name is Nancy Limpia Mesa, and her bar is called El Tazón De Ensalada." (The Salad Bowl)

*Carlos starts to walk away*

"Ladies, so sorry to have interupted you. Please continue!"
 
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the flight to new york was eight hours...the last "assigment' went well although risky..the target had been shot in the head in the middle of a eurojet train while in mid sentence braging to his friends how he had "gotten over" that his dumb ass boss would never miss the money he had skimmed.. what a fool to have forgotten.. mr X thought to himself as the mans brains spattered all over his friends laps sending a message.."every mans actions has ramifications and reactions" the train came to an emergency stop and mr X shot out a window and jumped out...the french police spent hours looking for him as he hid in a sewer pipe where the dogs could not smell him..becuase of this disgusting inconveience he was going to have to charge extra.. when he finally got to a safehouse he spent six hours showering..and convulsing as he kept throwing up at the smell that seemed to be forever burned into his nostrils..he burned the clothes and plastic foam mask he had used to conceal his identity..picked up his cell and said to the person on the other side of the call....whats the next job? neuva york otra ves? its too easy there..no challange..you can shoot someone there in the middle of times square and everyone will keep walking as if they didnt hear or see nothing....anyway you owe me 50.000 more..lets just say i was in a world of shit and leave it at that..tell me more about this antonio and then im on the next flight.....on the plane the man in the seat next to him kept trying to make friendly conversation..hey how are you..where you from..mr x said nothing ..just gave the man a stare that sent a shiver down his back..the man called for the stewardess and practically begged to be seated elsewhere..mr X drifted off while singing silently.."start spreading the news..im leaving today..i want to be a part of it..new york..new york"....he slept the rest of the flight
 
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*Crying like a little girl*

I DONT BELIEVE THIS SHIT! I AM INNOCENT I AMMMM INNOCENT RAYO PARTA PUñETA!!!! CARLOS...HOLD ME BACK HOLD ME BACK BEFORE I...!!!!

Wait a minute! :mad What is teresa talking about...when her and I 😱

~THUM THUM!!~ <--Orchestral sound

*Antonio saca cuernos eyes gives devilish look to the camera*

~THUM THUM~~

>camara gets closer<

*Antonios eyes so evil...so....dramatic lol *

[size=+2]Es tiempo que estas frescas del !BLEEP! sepan que yo soy un hombre![/size]

*Carlos (HUU!) looks at Saca Cuernos shocked...as he puts his hand over his mouth*
 
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