Can you guess a girl’s personality by the type of dog she owns? Give it a try, ya ugly mutt.*
Maxim, April 2004
1. A pampered, spoiled princess with prohibitively expensive tastes.
2. A hip, older woman with a flair for the exotic—likes the drinky drink.
3. She’s intelligent, introspective, and way too clever for a simp like you.
4. A sensitive, friendly girl who loves the beach and baths. Refreshingly hygienic!
5. She’s funny, she’s down-to-earth…and she’s not afraid to kick your ass.
6. Physically intimidating and she wants to have a family—run, don’t walk!
7. A bipolar delight, she can be quiet and reclusive or rowdy and social.
8. Smart and self-assured, she loves big family gatherings. And controlling you!
9. An energetic, rambunctious gal you’ll labor painfully to keep up with.
A. Bulldog B. Poodle C. Dachshund D. Sharpei E. Rottweiler F. Great Dane G. Jack Russell terrier H. German shepherd I. Golden retriever
Maxim, April 2004
1. A pampered, spoiled princess with prohibitively expensive tastes.
2. A hip, older woman with a flair for the exotic—likes the drinky drink.
3. She’s intelligent, introspective, and way too clever for a simp like you.
4. A sensitive, friendly girl who loves the beach and baths. Refreshingly hygienic!
5. She’s funny, she’s down-to-earth…and she’s not afraid to kick your ass.
6. Physically intimidating and she wants to have a family—run, don’t walk!
7. A bipolar delight, she can be quiet and reclusive or rowdy and social.
8. Smart and self-assured, she loves big family gatherings. And controlling you!
9. An energetic, rambunctious gal you’ll labor painfully to keep up with.
A. Bulldog B. Poodle C. Dachshund D. Sharpei E. Rottweiler F. Great Dane G. Jack Russell terrier H. German shepherd I. Golden retriever