Can you guess a girl’s personality by the type of dog she owns?

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Can you guess a girl’s personality by the type of dog she owns? Give it a try, ya ugly mutt.*

Maxim, April 2004

1. A pampered, spoiled princess with prohibitively expensive tastes.
2. A hip, older woman with a flair for the exotic—likes the drinky drink.
3. She’s intelligent, introspective, and way too clever for a simp like you.
4. A sensitive, friendly girl who loves the beach and baths. Refreshingly hygienic!
5. She’s funny, she’s down-to-earth…and she’s not afraid to kick your ass.
6. Physically intimidating and she wants to have a family—run, don’t walk!
7. A bipolar delight, she can be quiet and reclusive or rowdy and social.
8. Smart and self-assured, she loves big family gatherings. And controlling you!
9. An energetic, rambunctious gal you’ll labor painfully to keep up with.

A. Bulldog B. Poodle C. Dachshund D. Sharpei E. Rottweiler F. Great Dane G. Jack Russell terrier H. German shepherd I. Golden retriever
 
Dave G> said:
No! But I can tell what kind of a person a woman is by her shoes.
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OH REALLY??? LOL id love to see that :lol
 
Dave G> said:
No! But I can tell what kind of a person a woman is by her shoes.
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Funny I think the same way about MEN!!! LMFAO!! First thing I look at when I meet a guy is look at his shoes......then I go up to his eyes.....lol
 
For real! You get a real good idea of the type of person by their shoes. I don't want to really get into detail because it's really judgemental, but I think you understand.
 
Dave G> said:
For real! You get a real good idea of the type of person by their shoes. I don't want to really get into detail because it's really judgemental, but I think you understand.
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NO, YOU ARE SO RIGHT! THE VERY FIRST THING I LOOK AT IS THE SHOES! YOU REALLY CAN TELL ALOT ABOUT A PERSON WITH THERE SHOES! SAME GOES FOR MY MAN, HE LOOKS AT THE SHOES FIRST.I AM ON THE SAME BOAT WITH YOU! 🙂
 
Dave G> said:
For real! You get a real good idea of the type of person by their shoes. I don't want to really get into detail because it's really judgemental, but I think you understand.
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YEA I UNDERSTAND!!!! Thats too funny that there are others like me I always thought I was the only one 😉

LMFOA We Need to talk!
 
aim4night said:
Can you guess a girl’s personality by the type of dog she owns? Give it a try, ya ugly mutt.*

Maxim, April 2004

1. A pampered, spoiled princess with prohibitively expensive tastes.
2. A hip, older woman with a flair for the exotic—likes the drinky drink.
3. She’s intelligent, introspective, and way too clever for a simp like you.
4. A sensitive, friendly girl who loves the beach and baths. Refreshingly hygienic!
5. She’s funny, she’s down-to-earth…and she’s not afraid to kick your ass.
6. Physically intimidating and she wants to have a family—run, don’t walk!
7. A bipolar delight, she can be quiet and reclusive or rowdy and social.
8. Smart and self-assured, she loves big family gatherings. And controlling you!
9. An energetic, rambunctious gal you’ll labor painfully to keep up with.

A. Bulldog B. Poodle C. Dachshund D. Sharpei E. Rottweiler F. Great Dane G. Jack Russell terrier H. German shepherd I. Golden retriever
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Chances are if she owns a Pit Bull or Rottie your gonna get bitched slapped in bed with her. Especially if you try and give instructions or make any noises!
 
So I hear anyway... Again, I have no actual experience with dating girls who can't leave the dog in a different room. Beside fellaz last thing we need is to have the dog stick his cold nose somewhere private while you are busy performing your manly duties!


:nono
 
canesfan3369 said:
Chances are if she owns a Pit Bull or Rottie your gonna get bitched slapped in bed with her. Especially if you try and give instructions or make any noises!
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hey i got a pitty! lol... i love him 🙂
 
Alright so you may not bitch slap a guy in bed... I am divorced twice and most of my advice is for crap. Although I would like to think it's entertaining. LOL!!!


:typing
 
hahahahaha

i think strong minded girls own dangerous dogs... cos we're both determined and get what we want when we want it 🙂
 
If anyone can tame a wild animal it a woman. Smart, Strong, Beautiful, and usually very very determined.

Good to hear from you. I haven't been on the boards things been hectic. Have a good one!
 
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