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ricanlips4u said:
This is the BEST thread Yet!! Chuck you are a genious! Anyway, almighty one, are we gonna have good weather this weekend? Should we drive down to the shore or is traffic gonna be horrible..Inquring minds need to know!
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Hello, inquisitive RicanLips4U.

Thank you for your question.


All weather is good weather. If we had no rain, life as we know it would not exsist.

As for the drive down to the shore, the wait in traffice will be longer than the wait for a girl to get into NeverLand Ranch.

I suggest a bar-b-que at home.
 
joe,for real,i learned this in school.......ask her the questions,that concern you,and stare into her eyes,if she look up and to the left,shes lyin!!!i learned this in criminal justice.i used to be a co,and found this to work!!!
JOEDOCPA said:
question to ChuckD Chuck how can u tell if a female is not telling the truth ? is there a way i can find out so i dont get hurt again ?
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JOEDOCPA said:
question to ChuckD Chuck how can u tell if a female is not telling the truth ? is there a way i can find out so i dont get hurt again ?
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Hello JoeDoc.

Thank you for your question.

There are clues to whether or not a person is lying. I suggest a book on how to read body language.

However, this could backfire, as it will reveal that everyone around you is lying, as everyone lies at one point or another.

As for not getting hurt again....no pain, no gain.
 
the eyes never lie.if sh doesnt want to tell you,give her the boot.if there is no trust,and honesty,it will lead to disaster,now or later!!!its easy for me to say,and hard for you to do,but i lost a marriage because of i dont want to tell you's
JOEDOCPA said:
i did ask her alot of questions and some she did not wanna tell me so its makin me wonder if she is another fake like the rest i have met
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Well great master uncle chuck...how many licks does it really take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?????
 
rbonuc29 said:
i have tried cats brooom poison. lights

master chuck what to do next? i know you like that i put master in there llloll
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If I am a "master" then you are a "slave". 😉


hello rbonuc29

thanks for your question.

It sounds like you are living with supermice. I suggest you move.
 
rbonuc29 said:
chuck will a comet fly over middle sex tonight

???
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rbonuc29, thanks for your question.

As I said before, you won't be able to see the comet, the skies are too cloudy.

However, somewhere in space, a comet is probably passing over that area of space.
 
yburgos7 said:
Well great master uncle chuck...how many licks does it really take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?????
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Hello yburgos7

thank you for your question.

If you remember, the commercial says, the world may never know.

that is the truth. One must take into account the size and "skill" of the tongue that is licking the pop.
 
ChuckD said:
Hello yburgos7

thank you for your question.

If you remember, the commercial says, the world may never know.

that is the truth. One must take into account the size and "skill" of the tongue that is licking the pop.
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Thanks grand wizard Chuck!

I guess I will keep on licking!
 
Edalgiere said:
why does it hurt when i pee & should one eat the yellow snow
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Hello Edalgiere.

thank you for your question.


If it hurts when you pee, you are probably squeezing too hard.

One should only eat yellow snow, if there is no other snow available, and only if one is very friendly with the one who turned the snow yellow in the first place.
 
Dear Uncle Chuckie,

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
And why does the air on the Jersey Turnpike stink so bad?
 
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