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Dear uncle Artur Why do they lie to us as children and tell us all those fairy tails about Santa clasue abotu teh Easter bunny and that lvoe is real? 🙂
 
I got one: If someone texts you w/ the following what does it mean?

"Cum on line unless you're getting your groove on"
 
ohh grand wizard chuck i come to the great temple in edison or is middle sex who the hell

knows. to seek sollace in grea time of inquiry.

where oh where chuck can go to seek fruit for the labor without laboring with fruit balls

in the office. lol. kind of like same question jenny had llloll.
 
Sexyangel329 said:
Dear uncle Artur Why do they lie to us as children and tell us all those fairy tails about Santa clasue abotu teh Easter bunny and that lvoe is real? 🙂
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Hello SexyAngel.

Thank you for your question.

"they" lie to you as children, because "they" are not your parents. In truth, they are mean spirited aliens from the planet golaff who are playing mind games with you.

I suggest you accept it, because if you complain, you may be subject to a gang anal probe, and you might not like that.
 
ChuckD said:
Hello SexyAngel.

Thank you for your question.

"they" lie to you as children, because "they" are not your parents. In truth, they are mean spirited aliens from the planet golaff who are playing mind games with you.

I suggest you accept it, because if you complain, you may be subject to a gang anal probe, and you might not like that.
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omg rotflmaooooooooooooooooo omg lol
 
ricanlips4u said:
I got one: If someone texts you w/ the following what does it mean?

"Cum on line unless you're getting your groove on"
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hello RicanLips4U

Thank you for your question.

If you received that text from a stranger, it means that someone wants to meet you for some cybersex, and is not knowledgeable to the fact you are married.

If you received that text from a friend, it means he wants to hook up with you, unless you are knockin' boot with your husband.

If you recieved that text from your husband, it means he knows about your friend, and there is gonna be hell to pay.
 
Chuck, if they ever do a gay version of "The Facts Of Life" I could easily see you in Charlotte Rae's role!!
 
rbonuc29 said:
ohh grand wizard chuck i come to the great temple in edison or is middle sex who the hell

knows. to seek sollace in grea time of inquiry.

where oh where chuck can go to seek fruit for the labor without laboring with fruit balls

in the office. lol. kind of like same question jenny had llloll.
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Hello rbonuc29.

Thank you for your question. again. and again. and again. :lol (just playing)


My answer to you is to learn to deal with the issues you have, because no matter where you go, there are going to be nut cases causing issues tomorrow.
 
ChuckD said:
hello RicanLips4U

Thank you for your question.

If you received that text from a stranger, it means that someone wants to meet you for some cybersex, and is not knowledgeable to the fact you are married.

If you received that text from a friend, it means he wants to hook up with you, unless you are knockin' boot with your husband.

If you recieved that text from your husband, it means he knows about your friend, and there is gonna be hell to pay.
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Interesting..:crap it can't mean - "hey.. what r u doing- come chat w/ me?" (which is not how I thought it to be either)
 
Brklyn345 said:
Chuck, if they ever do a gay version of "The Facts Of Life" I could easily see you in Charlotte Rae's role!!
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LMAO I take him more for a Natalie
 
Dear Uncle Author

I am wondering about my CF pet..... My lil Puta......How come her health is so low and she is so inexpericenced? Im really worried about her... Can you help?

SouL
 
rbonuc29 said:
hhummm thank you oh grand wizard.

grand wizard one last question if you leave the windows open on a cloudy day will you return to find a wet floor?
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Hello rbonuc29


Thank you for your question.

Screens would catch the water, so that shouldn't be an issue. If you don't have screens in your house, it leads me to ask you, what type of ghetto house you livin' in?
 
LMFAOOOOOOOO !!!!! OMG Chuck!!! You are the freakin best!! Um.. I mean Uncle Arthur... lol..

Ooooh.. oooooh,... I have one.. I have a question Uncle Arthur....

Ummmmm.....




WHERE'S THE BEEF?

DOH!!!!
 
DJ Soul said:
Dear Uncle Author

I am wondering about my CF pet..... My lil Puta......How come her health is so low and she is so inexpericenced? Im really worried about her... Can you help?

SouL
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Hello Soul

thank you for your question.


Your "lil Puta" will accumulate points and health as you post. The more you post, the more her health and experience grows.

Your "Lil Puta" is wondering too, something about a rumor about gerbils and certain oriffices on the male body?????
 
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