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No One wonder that guy from Dunkin Donuts likes saying "time to make the donuts" 😉
 
I've returned (LOL)

Three old ladies - Gertrude, Maude and Tilly - were sitting on a park
bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and
opened his trench coat.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Then Maude had a stroke.

But Tillie, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.

-__________-
Little Johnny was sitting on a train across from a busty great looking blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.

To Little Johnny's delight, he noticed that she wasn't wearing any
underwear. The blonde realized he is staring and inquired, "Are you
looking at my P****?"

"Yes, I'm sorry," said Little Johnny, blushing. He promised to avert his eyes.

The woman replied, "It's quite all right," It's a very talented P****. Watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the P**** blew him a kiss.

Little Johnny was completely mesmerized and asked what else the wonder P**** could do.

"I can also make it wink," said the woman. Little Johnny stared in
amazement as the P**** winked at him.

"Come and sit next to me," suggested the woman, patting the seat.

Little Johnny moved over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in it?"

Little Johnny says in amazement, "Jeez! your telling me that it can
whistle too!"

-__________-
A shoe salesman picks up a prostitute and wants to do some business. He tells the young lady that he only has $25 but would like to give her some shoes for the remainder of her $50 fee.

She agrees and they go up to her place. Now this guy thinks he has to
prove something. So, he tries like to hell to give the woman an orgasm. He does his very best to go as long as he can to get her off, and after a while he feels her pull an arm behind his back. Then she pulls another arm behind his back.

"Wow," he thinks, "I'm gonna make her come."

Then the woman brings both legs up onto his back. He asks, "Are you
going to come?"

"No," she says, "I'm trying to try on these new shoes."

-__________-
The building site foreman was showing a new employee around the site. He was showing the new guy, an Italian, all of the facilities when he
ventured over to where his new workplace would be. "Hey fellas," shouted the foreman, "come over here to meet the new guy".

The four builders wandered over to the foreman, and looked the new guy up and down.

"Fellas, this is Luigi Pdsjkdnvaskdeewf," said the foreman, "and Luigi, this is Mac, your leading hand, this is Paddy, your union rep, this is Mick, the OH&S rep," advised the foreman, " and the last guy is Wack, an equal employment opportunity applicant. He is a bit of a wacko".

"That's it fellas, get back to work" cried the foreman. The foreman
left, and the four experienced guys were checking out Luigi, still
looking him up and down.

A couple of hours later, the foreman decided to check on Luigi. He was worried about how he was getting on. As he turned the corner of the site, he saw the four experienced guys laying into Luigi; they were belting the shit out of him.

The foreman screams out: "Mick, Mac, Paddy, Wack, leave the wop alone!"

-__________-
What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.

-__________-
What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.

-__________-
Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

-__________-
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

-__________-
Do you know what drag is?
It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.

-__________-
What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

-__________-
What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!

😀 No offense!!!!!!!!!
 
A Small Problem.......

A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''

Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''

''How!?!?!?'' she asks.

''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''

''Well how long does it take?'' she asks.

''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.

''How did you know that?'' she wonders.

''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'''

😛 LMAO 😛
 
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