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FR3ESTYLEKING

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Pee Up A Rope:

Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water. One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp. Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and could only grant one wish. The men thought for a few minutes and then wished for the entire lake to be made of the best beer in the world.
With a poof! the wish was granted. All of a sudden, one of the men got really angry.

"Dammit! Now we have to pee in the boat!"
 

mike4949

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DC Nations Capital Baby!!
And I know not to have a mocha!! That would be scary. I'm not even going there on how that place would make whip cream(or would it be whip cream??:eek: ). I'm out this thread!!LOL:blah
 
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