™FR3ESTYLEKING'S OFFICIAL JOKEBOOK

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your moms teeth are so yellow her tonsils needed sunglasses...

your mom is so dumb she thought boyz 2 men was a day care

your mom is so dumb she thought St ides was a church.

your mom is so old that she owes jesus a slap box

your mom is so old her social security number is in roman numerals

your mom is so old she was there whe moses split the red sea
 

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Yo mama's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop.

Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.

Yo mama's so poor, they put her picture on food stamps.
 

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Yo mama so fat when she went outside with a red shirt on all the kids
screamed KOOL AID .

Yo mama so fat she play hopscotch with the planets .

Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe .

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples
fingers .

Yo mama so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell
out.

Yo mama so bald, when she put on a turtle neck, and looked like a busted condom.

Yo mama's so big she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide.

Yo mama's so fat, she showers in a carwash.

Yo mama so fat Richard Simmons won't deal her a meal.

Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's a truck
backing up.

Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to conclusions.

Yo mama so fat, the police dog's stopped her at the airport for having
10 lbs of crack.

Yo mama's so fat, her highschool picture was an aerial photograph.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went out in high heels she came back in flip flops.

Yo moma so fat that when she won a fat beauty contest they sang: "There she is... North America"

Yo mama is so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.

Yo mama's so fat, she went outside wearing a coke-cola t-shirt, and a
kid tried to put coins in her ear and press her belly button.

Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weedwhacker.

Yo mama so hairy, she's got a gotee growin' around her belly button.

Yo mama's armpits so stinky, the teacher gave her an A' so she wouldn't need to raise her hand.

Yo mama's breath so bad, people look forward to her farts.


Yo mama's lips so big, Chapstick had to invent a spray.


Yo mama's strong ... then again, smell ain't everything.

Yo mama's has three teeth; one in her mouth and two in her pocket.

Yo mamma's so nasty, that her fart was the cause off the disease in the movie"OUTBREAK"
 

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It's Short but I had to put this.... So Read

"Hanging with Blondes"

There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging of a rope 100 stories high. They had decided that one of them had to get off.

They argued and argued and finally the brunette said ''I'll go.''

The brunette made a touching speech and all the blondes clapped.
 

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Who wants to be a blonde?? LOL

"Blonde and Pizza"

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

She responded, "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
 

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Damn, What can't you say to cops anymore

1.) I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2.) Sorry, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't on.

3.) Aren't you the guy from the village people?

4.) Hey you must have been going 125mph just to keep up with me.

5.) I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop.

6.) Bad cop! No donut!

7.) You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you?

8.) I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high school.

9.) I pay your salary.

10.) That's terrific, the last guy only gave me a warning also.

11.) Is that a 9mm? It's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!

12.) What do you mean, have I been drinking? You're a trained specialist.

13.) Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.

14.) By the looks of that gut, I bet I can outrun you.

15.) Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?

16.) Is it true people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

17.) I was trying to keep up with traffic.

18.) Yes, I know there are no other cars around—that's how far they are ahead of me.

19.) Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

:lol
 

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3 Men, 3 Wishes

Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide, and he said, "You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge glass of that drink."

The men were thrilled, and the first man went down yelling, "Beerrr!!!"

Plop! He landed in a glass of beer and was happy as can be.

The second guy went down the slide yelling,"Lemonaaaaaaaaaaaaade!!!"

Plop! He landed in a glass of lemonade, and was thrilled

The third guy went down the slide yelling, "Wheeeeeeeee!!!"
 

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The Blonde In The Corn Field

"Blonde Rows of Corn"

A blonde is driving along a deserted country road with fields on either side. She looks out the window and sees another blonde in the middle of a field, in a rowboat, rowing and rowing.

She stops the car, rolls down the window and yells, "You know it's blondes like you who give the rest of us blondes a bad name!"

Getting no reaction from the blonde in the rowboat, she screams, "If I could swim I'd come out there and punch you out!"
 

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I want to know where FreeStyleKing is getting all these jokes. There good by the way. I just cant beleive you have all this spare time.
 
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