Yo mama so fat when she went outside with a red shirt on all the kids
screamed KOOL AID .
Yo mama so fat she play hopscotch with the planets .
Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe .
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples
fingers .
Yo mama so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell
out.
Yo mama so bald, when she put on a turtle neck, and looked like a busted condom.
Yo mama's so big she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide.
Yo mama's so fat, she showers in a carwash.
Yo mama so fat Richard Simmons won't deal her a meal.
Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's a truck
backing up.
Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to conclusions.
Yo mama so fat, the police dog's stopped her at the airport for having
10 lbs of crack.
Yo mama's so fat, her highschool picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went out in high heels she came back in flip flops.
Yo moma so fat that when she won a fat beauty contest they sang: "There she is... North America"
Yo mama is so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
Yo mama's so fat, she went outside wearing a coke-cola t-shirt, and a
kid tried to put coins in her ear and press her belly button.
Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weedwhacker.
Yo mama so hairy, she's got a gotee growin' around her belly button.
Yo mama's armpits so stinky, the teacher gave her an A' so she wouldn't need to raise her hand.
Yo mama's breath so bad, people look forward to her farts.
Yo mama's lips so big, Chapstick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama's strong ... then again, smell ain't everything.
Yo mama's has three teeth; one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo mamma's so nasty, that her fart was the cause off the disease in the movie"OUTBREAK"
