joke

Help me!! I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She...

A Blond is out shopping one day, and decides she could use a new T.V.. so she shops at a variety of different stores. she asks the clerk how much is this tv set. The clerk looks at her and say sorry we don't sell to blonds. The lady being a thrown off, buy this statement decides she will not...

i'm tired of people thinking euro freestyle is the shit...it sounds like shit and its a discrace to freestyle music.its not heart throb...im sure i speak for ALL others... that the euro sound is not REAL freestyle.and johnny o's new music...oh my god...what the hell is that all about.i think...

This joke came from my dear cousin. Man went to the chemist to buy one fourth Viagra. Chemist said that it would be useless. Man said, "I am 70, sex is out of question, I just want to stop peeing on my shoes"

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter._ Because both had jobs,_ they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow...

It's hard to find jokes that are clean these days but, here it goes...not a dirty word is used......... Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch: "Is that son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The...

A man is found dead in a phone booth (location and the man's position in the booth don't matter). The sides of the glass phone booth are completely shattered but the front & back are intact but quite a bit bloodstained. The man is also bloodstained, especially his hands and wrists which are cut...

How do you know you're at a gay bar-b-que????? The hot dogs taste like sh#t!!! :eek:

Ready for the dirty joke? The Pig fell in the mud!

Husband Crying A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear...

How bout a Jokes forum as a subcategory of Everything Else and/or being able to use :jk as a message icon? :) Sietz

okay im pretty sure this is how it went... 2 guys are walking in the woods there's a snap sound one of the guys turns around to see his friend is laying on the ground dead he picks up his cell phone and call 911 the operator says"Are You sure he's dead?" BANG (sound) he replies "Yeah I'm sure"

:D A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very large jar behind the counter, which is filled to the brim with ten-dollar bills. The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it and approaches the bartender to ask: "What's up with the jar?" Bartender: "Well, you pay ten...

lmfao.. i just got his joke... And then God created Canada.... Finally a joke that explains what it's like to be Canadian.. Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He...

I actually received this poem as a joke from a friend, LMFAO It was to funny not to share with you guys Enjoy: Fart Poem A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud. A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been...

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. > > He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." > > A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. > > The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish." > > The preacher bought some, took them home and...

Two couples went camping together, and after the first night, the two husbands got to talking. "I don't know about you," said one, "but our sex life has gotten a little monotonous. Don't get me wrong, I love my wife dearly and would never want to lose her. How about you?" "I was just thinking...

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner." She's not there...

THE NUDE BEACH A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why? She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy pleased with the...

Sorry Jack I had to put this one up: I thought it was so funny!!! lololol A woman was helping her computer-illiterate > > husband set up his computer, > > and at the appropriate point in the process, > > told him that he would now need > > to choose and enter a password. Something he > >...